INTRO | Dr James Wilson
My name is James Wilson and I’m a physician at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. I specialise in Oncology, or cancer, for those who are unfamiliar with medical terminology, and I work as the Department Head of Oncology at this hospital.
I’ve never been good at talking or writing about myself, but it was my New Year’s resolution to actually get a life, so here goes. I’m about six foot tall, brown hair, brown eyes, and yes, I wear a pocket protector for my pens. Have you see the marks pens can make on the fabric of your shirts? I’m not anal, I just appreciate nice shirts. Some would probably think I’m boring. Hell, I think I’m boring. It’s not like I’ve won a Pulitzer Prize or found the cure for cancer. Not through lack of trying, however.
I’ve been married three times. I know, I find it quite shameful too. All three marriage failures were my own fault. I worked too much, I was never home, I cheated on two of my wives and my third cheated on me, and they just… didn’t work. I have come to the conclusion I suck at marriage, although I’m not willing to give up yet. Hopefully one day I might find someone who rocks my whole world and I actually get married for all the right reasons. Which I thought I did find someone a few short months ago, but that's a story for another day.
My best friend is Gregory House. I don’t know why my best friend is Gregory House, but we seem to work. We’ve known each other for over ten years. He outlasted all my marriages. I’ve nearly lost my job for him twice and, even more recently, nearly got thrown in jail for him. If that’s not friendship, what is? Is it my fault I happen to think he needs protecting? He just can’t see it and is too much of an arsehole to see I might need protecting sometimes too. I don’t want to lose my only friend.
Anything else? How about some fast facts…
- I’m Jewish.
- I like TiVO.
- My favourite food is beef stroganoff.
- My favourite cologne is Hugo for Men
- I spent nearly a year living in a hotel room.
- I'm currently single.
- I'm starting to wonder if I should be asexual.
- I think I need a life.
I’ve never been good at talking or writing about myself, but it was my New Year’s resolution to actually get a life, so here goes. I’m about six foot tall, brown hair, brown eyes, and yes, I wear a pocket protector for my pens. Have you see the marks pens can make on the fabric of your shirts? I’m not anal, I just appreciate nice shirts. Some would probably think I’m boring. Hell, I think I’m boring. It’s not like I’ve won a Pulitzer Prize or found the cure for cancer. Not through lack of trying, however.
I’ve been married three times. I know, I find it quite shameful too. All three marriage failures were my own fault. I worked too much, I was never home, I cheated on two of my wives and my third cheated on me, and they just… didn’t work. I have come to the conclusion I suck at marriage, although I’m not willing to give up yet. Hopefully one day I might find someone who rocks my whole world and I actually get married for all the right reasons. Which I thought I did find someone a few short months ago, but that's a story for another day.
My best friend is Gregory House. I don’t know why my best friend is Gregory House, but we seem to work. We’ve known each other for over ten years. He outlasted all my marriages. I’ve nearly lost my job for him twice and, even more recently, nearly got thrown in jail for him. If that’s not friendship, what is? Is it my fault I happen to think he needs protecting? He just can’t see it and is too much of an arsehole to see I might need protecting sometimes too. I don’t want to lose my only friend.
Anything else? How about some fast facts…
- I’m Jewish.
- I like TiVO.
- My favourite food is beef stroganoff.
- My favourite cologne is Hugo for Men
- I spent nearly a year living in a hotel room.
- I'm currently single.
- I'm starting to wonder if I should be asexual.
- I think I need a life.