Nc-17!!!
(Also a warning for purposefully bad writing)
Bryan had just come back from the cattle drive --
Do you even know what a cattle drive is?
-- and was dead-ass tired from riding his horse all day. He really wanted to ride something else --
Pff
Shut up
-- He walked quickly across the yard there were chickens and cats and dogs all over the place. He swerved around them and finally got into the house. His new bride, Aiden, had supper waiting for him on the table.
"But first," he said. "You need a bath. I bet you're all dirty and sore from your ride."
"Not as sore as you're going to be later." Bryan grabbed Aiden around the waist --
Ha
-- and kissed him roughly. He backed Aiden against the wall and kissed him so hard that Aiden had a hard time catching his breath, after. His lips were all wet and red from the kiss when Bryan backed away.
"I'll take that bath, but when I get out, you better be naked in bed." He still had Aiden in his strong arms.
"Aren't you hungry?" Aiden asked.
"Not as much as I'm hungry for sex." Bryan said. "Promise me you'll do as I told you."
Aiden couldn't speak so he just nodded.
Bryan went to the bathroom to get into the tub, but when he was only in his chaps --
Who leaves their chaps for last?
-- he heard Aiden scream --
I don't scream.
Stop interrupting, guys.
Sorry.
Sorry.
-- He didn't have time to put any clothes on but he grabbed his gun from his holster and rushed out into the kitchen. The love of his life is being held from behind by one of the - Bad Guy gang - and he has his gun to Aiden's head. The other members are there too. Pointing their guns at Bryan.
Hey, this is just the plot of 'Twice a Cowboy'.
Except with more nudity.
It's my story, so let me tell it.
Actually, it's my story.
Shh. So as I was saying
-- Brian is outgunned, but what the Bad Guy gang didn't know, was that he used to be the leader of his own gang. Back in the day. So, he knew their weakness. If you kill the leader, the rest of them will run away. But his husband is in the way of their leader so he's not sure what to do. He looks around for any solution but the only only possible way for him to kill the leader --
Is to shoot the love of his life.
Guys, shh.
-- So he takes aim and pulls the trigger and at the last moment, Aiden goes all limp and the bullet catches the leader of the Bad Guys straight in the eye. Blood pours out and his members stare for a moment and then run out of the house.
Bryan takes Aiden in his arms and carries him to their bedroom. "I thought I would lose you." He looks into Aidan's eyes, then shoves him onto the bed. He pulled off Aiden's shirt and pants so fast that Aiden has no time to realize he's naked until Bryan is lubing up --
With what? Bacon grease?
Oh, gross. No.
-- and getting to a really good dicking down --
Romantic.
I'm just getting into it.
That's what he said.
Shut up, Jordan.
-- He's fucking Aiden so deep and hard. His balls are slapping against his ass. And he's so into it. Aiden is screaming in pleasure from the way Bryan is just totally wrecking his ass.
"Oh, yeah. My big, tough guy. You saved my life, again." --
Again?
-- Bryan pulls out and flips him over and presses Aiden's face right into the mattress. He shoves his hot rod right back into Aiden's red hole. "You like that? You want me to save you everyday? Oh, I will."
He's thrusting hard and Aiden can barely breathe and soon enough, Bryan feels like he's going to cum but he can't yet without making sure Aiden does too. So, he flips him back over and he's diving in once more. He starts jacking Aiden off fast with a firm grip.
Aiden has his head back and his eyes closed, just really getting the best sex of his life. And it's feeling so good, he just fucking cums. Jiz flying across him and Bryan. And Bryan can't take it. He cums hard in Aiden's clenching asshole. And he leans down to catch his breath.
They're both breathing really hard and they have to get back to their wives in the morning. Bryan says: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
--
"So, you didn't only rip off 'Twice a Cowboy' but also 'Brokeback Mountain'?"
"Also," Casey said, proud of his storytelling mashup. "This porn I once watched called: 'The Assassination of Jesse James'. But like, 'Ass-assination'."
"Oh, no. I think we got that." Jordan laughed.
"I thought it was pretty cool. We didn't go through as many positions, but I did end up on my back." Aiden admitted.
"Figures. He looks like he's a missionary type of guy. And, I didn't turn it into an orgy, like they had in 'Assassination'."
"Well thanks for that."
"Okay. That was fine, for someone who sucks at telling a story." Jordan shook his head. "Let a good English student show you how it's done."