EUROTRIP
"BUNOS NOCHES"
so it all started when erin and i decided we were going to get interviewed for a trip to europe, and what wunderbar idea that was. after a whole 6 months of meetings and sitting there awkwardly, july 10th finally rolled around and we were in the airport saying goodbye to our parents.
"DON'T FUCK UP OKAY?"
and the journey began...
the plane ride there was so damn long. i sat next to sam and the stupid bitch valerie. when we arrived in madrid we met our delegation manager enrique. once my two roomates, jamie and kathleen stepped in dog scheizer and walked onto the bus smelling, i knew it was going to be an interesting trip.
"I'M JUST REALLY GOOD LOOKING!"
the people we met in europe were interesting...
disney characters there are NOT friendly, i would know because i got attacked by minnie mouse. bartenders in madrid hotels will teach you bad spanish words. in seville there is a weirdo guy that flips his hair and says nonono. you can meet chicago people like analisa with her little hot list in granada. on the train there are either drunk men on a swimming team that barge into your rooms or hot cali guys. in barcelona meet rose from the california delegation, "OMG! you swim? i swim too and i play water polo." 2 min. later "omg i can't believe you swim! how exciting". in southern france people will attack you with grasshoppers. there will always be a little israeli boy that wears an oh shit t-shirt 2 days in a row. then theres always the homestay where you can either get a really cool girl like maike that takes you to parties with hot german guys and lets you get drunk or a loser like janine that takes you to grandpa's birthday party. in paris, you'll find a singer in dinner that will sing your favorite song AUX CHAMPS ELYSSE and meet maryland boys in bars.
"BUST A MOVE."
in the end, no matter how much drama there was, i loved the trip. even with the long bus rides, there were always entertainers like tom telling us fairy tales, amanda and kat singing HERES TO THE NIGHT, missy giving will a makeover, and always rocco being himself. the last night out in paris was so much fun with sam jess jamie rocco missy will and leslie. i will always miss jamie going around saying hello to everyone, sam with her wise comments, erin with her laugh, eric saying delicious, amanda and kat with their non-stop talk about that infamous night, jess busting moves, tom telling us we're fat, and rocco saying buenos noches at count off. just wanted to say danke shen for everyone making the trip so unforgettable for me. can't wait for the reunion!
"SPECHHHHHHH!"