Man. Boobs, pictures, jager, asphyxiation. Does It get any better?
Yea, where should I start...
So Saturday I get up and go to Tiffani's house so we can go to Sundance. We wait for Amy to come over so we can all go together. We started drinking before we left, sharing with the dog. Then we head for the bar. As soon as we get through the door and go hang up our coats in the dj boooth Erik drags us to the bar for shots. As we are walking about we notice a new bartender. So of course we flirt with him excessively. Gotta get in good with the bartenders. Then we see this really hot guy and he's looking at us and watching us. We keep catching him watching us, but whenever we went to talk to him he managed to slip away. So, after a few more shots, we decide to tell the dj, Erik, to go get him and bring him to the booth. Well he got him, but the guy didn't come over, so we went to hunt him down. We found him out on the smoking patio, and told him we were the ones who sent the dj over. He was like, "Fuck, if I'd have known it was you guys that he was talking about, I wouldn't have lied to him and came over there." Then he admitted to stalking us basically, and we adopted him into our group, and we all went and did shots up in the booth. It was kinda the bars Mardi Gras party, so of course we had to get our beads. And Erik and some others HAD to take pictiures... Then we went and did some more shots, and I ran into the married guy from last weekend. He almost made out with me, but his wife came over. He wants me to meet him up there when she's not there so I can do bad things to him. Then his friend Preston DID make out with me. A lot. And so did some other hot guy. Yea it was sweet. Then, I lost Tiff and Amy, so I was sitting by myself out on the patio and this old guy comes up and tells me how great of a spirit I have and bought me 4 shots in a row. Then he tried to get me to go home with him, so I ran. I was then able to find the girls, and we were dancing when Erik calls over the mic, "Hey Maggie. Maggie. Shot time. Jager. Get your asses up here" so we ran to the booth for our shots. Erik then signed us with blacklight markers, allover our boobs and whatnot. Then Amy bought us another one round. I lost count at around 12, and that was at about 12:30. I had also numerous guys buying me beers, because they wanted to see me do my no hander chugger. We kept doing shots up until closing time, I have no idea how many we did. All I drank all night was jagerbombs and budlight. I had about 8 beers on top of all the jagerbombs, which seemed as the night progressed that there was more jager and less red bull in each shot, until I swear we were doing straight jager. Oh yea, the stalker guy's name was Wolf, he's from Berlin. Oh yea, I had about 20 strands of beads, and this HOT chick asked me where to get them, so I told her I'd give her some if she flashed me. She did. HOT. Then, we went to breakfast and I ended up leaving there with Erik, and we came back to my house. I now have bruises on my neck and various other parts of my body. It was fabulous. Its hard to find a guy thats into choking during sex and who can actually do it right.
Then we got up this afternoon at like 1:30, because I had to go shower for work. He went home and I went to work. It was a VERY good weekend.
Jager makes me naked.
Well, thats about it I think. I'm gonna go to bed now. G'Night!!
So Saturday I get up and go to Tiffani's house so we can go to Sundance. We wait for Amy to come over so we can all go together. We started drinking before we left, sharing with the dog. Then we head for the bar. As soon as we get through the door and go hang up our coats in the dj boooth Erik drags us to the bar for shots. As we are walking about we notice a new bartender. So of course we flirt with him excessively. Gotta get in good with the bartenders. Then we see this really hot guy and he's looking at us and watching us. We keep catching him watching us, but whenever we went to talk to him he managed to slip away. So, after a few more shots, we decide to tell the dj, Erik, to go get him and bring him to the booth. Well he got him, but the guy didn't come over, so we went to hunt him down. We found him out on the smoking patio, and told him we were the ones who sent the dj over. He was like, "Fuck, if I'd have known it was you guys that he was talking about, I wouldn't have lied to him and came over there." Then he admitted to stalking us basically, and we adopted him into our group, and we all went and did shots up in the booth. It was kinda the bars Mardi Gras party, so of course we had to get our beads. And Erik and some others HAD to take pictiures... Then we went and did some more shots, and I ran into the married guy from last weekend. He almost made out with me, but his wife came over. He wants me to meet him up there when she's not there so I can do bad things to him. Then his friend Preston DID make out with me. A lot. And so did some other hot guy. Yea it was sweet. Then, I lost Tiff and Amy, so I was sitting by myself out on the patio and this old guy comes up and tells me how great of a spirit I have and bought me 4 shots in a row. Then he tried to get me to go home with him, so I ran. I was then able to find the girls, and we were dancing when Erik calls over the mic, "Hey Maggie. Maggie. Shot time. Jager. Get your asses up here" so we ran to the booth for our shots. Erik then signed us with blacklight markers, allover our boobs and whatnot. Then Amy bought us another one round. I lost count at around 12, and that was at about 12:30. I had also numerous guys buying me beers, because they wanted to see me do my no hander chugger. We kept doing shots up until closing time, I have no idea how many we did. All I drank all night was jagerbombs and budlight. I had about 8 beers on top of all the jagerbombs, which seemed as the night progressed that there was more jager and less red bull in each shot, until I swear we were doing straight jager. Oh yea, the stalker guy's name was Wolf, he's from Berlin. Oh yea, I had about 20 strands of beads, and this HOT chick asked me where to get them, so I told her I'd give her some if she flashed me. She did. HOT. Then, we went to breakfast and I ended up leaving there with Erik, and we came back to my house. I now have bruises on my neck and various other parts of my body. It was fabulous. Its hard to find a guy thats into choking during sex and who can actually do it right.
Then we got up this afternoon at like 1:30, because I had to go shower for work. He went home and I went to work. It was a VERY good weekend.
Jager makes me naked.
Well, thats about it I think. I'm gonna go to bed now. G'Night!!