App post, part deux.
Name: Ame
Age: 23
Character: Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune
Series: Slayers
Age: 15~16
Canon: Take some good ol' Dungeons and Dragons, add five tablespoons of crack, two cups of explosions, one teaspoon of demons who are mortally allergic to happiness, and a dash of terrible crossdressing. Put it all through the blender, and VOILA! We have Slayers: the epic tale of Lina Inverse, tiny loud genius sorceress and her special-snowflake sidekicks. Together, they fight not only crime, but also dragons, furries, and adorable shouta demon lords who want to destroy the world, amongst others. We don't ask.
Optimistic, kind-hearted, and cheerful, Amelia is one of the aforementioned sidekicks who frequently join Lina in her wacky adventures. More than a princess, she considers herself a hero and does her best to act accordingly. Amelia believes in truth, freedom, beauty, love, and above all... JUSTICE!!1one. For this reason, it is not uncommon to find her discoursing at length while atop the highest places she can find. This, of course, wouldn't be so much of a problem if it wasn't for her tendency to fall face-first on the ground in the middle of said speeches. But all clumsiness aside, Amelia remains true to her beliefs, always doing her best to see the good in both friends and foes alike.
Sample Post:
Lady Elizabeth Sayre, if I may have your attention please? Word of mouth has it that strange happenings have been taking place in your territory for over two years now. Therefore I, Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune, have come here as an ambassador of peace. I understand the sorrow of losing a loved one, and I can imagine it must have been worse in your case, since it was someone so dear to you. But have you stopped to consider the pain you are so selfishly inflicting upon others?
According to this statement, you have forged a pact with the Dark Lord Ann'onymuhz, seeking to resurrect your fiancé. It is assumed that in order for this ritual to take place, you must collect the souls of innocent travelers who happen to stumble upon the kingdom of Seeffyudee, and offer them as sacrifices to the demon in question. However, instead of killing these poor people, they are subject to the most horrible kinds of torture so that he may feed on their suffering and despair!
Since the water and food have been poisoned, the inhabitants of your kingdom have had to resort to atrocious survival methods, such as cannibalism. And the magical barrier you have erected around the land using the forbidden Dark Arts of Lulz not only serves to prevent people from leaving, but it also causes psychological damage to whoever comes into contact with it. But know this, Lady Elizabeth! Even if you change people's bodies, behaviour, or turn them into little Chihuahua dogs, you cannot change what's inside! Can't you hear their souls' desperate clamors for mercy?!
And so, it is my duty to help you regain your path in life. Your fiancé wouldn't have liked seeing you commit this kind of acts, I'm sure. Why not pour all your energy and undelivered love onto your country, and make it a prosperous place again instead of continuing with your evil ways? Let the healing light of justice drive away all the resentment and fear that torment you. Yes! Life can be so wonderful if only you learn how to enjoy it! Let us embrace each other, hold hands with paws and tentacles, and soon you will start feeling the sweet comfort th-W-W-WHOAAAAAHH-!
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-I-I'm okay, I'm okay! A-And I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to fall on you like that, sir! Ah? Yes! I will gladly help you reattach your limbs r-right away! Ow, owwww, I don't think ribs are supposed to crack that way.
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