Queer Tuesday
Okay, it hasn't been a bad night. Joy and I came up with a great resume together. Tomorrow, I open the phonebook and fax it to every doctor in South Jersey. I have only a short time to journal as "Queer Eye...." is coming on soon. Speaking of queer, Chad and Joy's dog, Cooper attacks me every time I go over there. Endless kisses, nose bumps in my crotch, jumping all over me. Too bad he's not my type. And no Lisa, you still cannot marry my Tommi. I love you as a friend, but I don't think I am ready to be your mother-in-law. So forget the whole Vegas drive-thru wedding thing. Not much else happened today. New single guy moved into building 59 today. Chubby, cute. I am going to call the office tomorrow to find out if he is gay, they will tell me. We got it like that. It wasn't so much that he gave me a gay vibe, it was a piece of his bedroom furniture that did. Anyway, I feel like I have been somewhat productive today so that is a good way to end the day. I have to go make my martini now and watch my show. G'Night all.