I almost died. In my sleep. Maybe not. I woke up to find I couldn't breathe. Then, I involuntarily started coughing up the only lung I have(since I coughed up the other due to my reactions of being allergic to ignorant, and smelly, Europeans). I coughed incessantly for 10 minutes straight, a few moments after this started, I found it somewhat difficult to breathe, but I was breathing,nonetheless.
Yup. I am still sick. Had I been laying on my back, perhaps I would have died.
Yay.
I took my brother to this horrid place where they call their sugar-filled sandwiches food. I tried giving him some McNuggets. They were McGross.
And you can see it is obvious that Chip does not like the taste.
However, he did enjoy running from me. I found him already inside the play thing. Shit, people could get lost in those things for DAYS. It was quality sister and brother time.
McGross
McCute
McShock
McDirty Nose Baby.