Oh, the horror!
So, I went to the mall today because I needed to spend some downtime somewhere. I first went to cinnzeo to say hello to Bryan(remember him?) and Jeff. There was a new girl there. Well, Jeff stil hates me because, to him, I have a great life. Well, I do! I am going to a good school, I had a good job(will get another soon) and I have the greatest girl anyone could ask for. Things are looking up despite the fact that I am EXTREMELY broke. I then went to the bookstore to visit Christian, my friend from school. He works there. So, he came up to me and showed me Dora the Explorer being chopped on by an alligator. Oh, my, that was heart breaking!!
He also told me he found a lesbian 101 book. So, I thought he was implying that I somehow need to be more GAY than I already am. I am gay. GAY.
It turns out its like 101 different lesbian sex positions. It was fucking hilarious. I looked through it to see how many I haven't accomplished and I found very vulgar depictions.
One section was talking about grinding and it was like "wet pussy against wet pussy."
I laughed. and laughed. and laughed. They actually wrote that?
In other news..oh yes, I have already mentioned it, I am broke. Broke. What am I going to do? Well, I am going to get another job to pay the good ole bills. You see, I paid this months rent all by my lonesome even though there is a full-grown person living in there as well. I also pay for the groceries and household items and I give the said person spending money when requested. She also steals money from me from time to time. What does she do with this money, you ask? She buys the drugs, of course! Of course! Mais oui!!
I talked to my father about the money situation and the roomie not having a job situation and he was quite pissed off, as anyone would be. I told him that if she doesn't get I job I am either a. going to kick her out. b. finding a new roommate. or c. moving to california.
Most likely C. I want to be in california, specifically Fremont. Yes. Ah. I hate being away from her. It's making me go insane.
Oh..so, back to the housing situation.
Apparently, my grandparents are going to come here to Phoenix to get Tamara's(the roommate/my aunt) possessions and they are going to see what they can do to get her out of school. This of course, has me really worried. I will be living on my own so all bills are going to be my sole responsibility.
I told Tamara this news and she just laughed. And I think she was high. She looked like she was on some weird ass drugs. And I told her that she needs to make some sort of contribution..and she was like "oh i guess I'll just steal some money from Kenny." Kenny is her boyfriend. OH MY GOD she makes me so fucking angry.
He also told me he found a lesbian 101 book. So, I thought he was implying that I somehow need to be more GAY than I already am. I am gay. GAY.
It turns out its like 101 different lesbian sex positions. It was fucking hilarious. I looked through it to see how many I haven't accomplished and I found very vulgar depictions.
One section was talking about grinding and it was like "wet pussy against wet pussy."
I laughed. and laughed. and laughed. They actually wrote that?
In other news..oh yes, I have already mentioned it, I am broke. Broke. What am I going to do? Well, I am going to get another job to pay the good ole bills. You see, I paid this months rent all by my lonesome even though there is a full-grown person living in there as well. I also pay for the groceries and household items and I give the said person spending money when requested. She also steals money from me from time to time. What does she do with this money, you ask? She buys the drugs, of course! Of course! Mais oui!!
I talked to my father about the money situation and the roomie not having a job situation and he was quite pissed off, as anyone would be. I told him that if she doesn't get I job I am either a. going to kick her out. b. finding a new roommate. or c. moving to california.
Most likely C. I want to be in california, specifically Fremont. Yes. Ah. I hate being away from her. It's making me go insane.
Oh..so, back to the housing situation.
Apparently, my grandparents are going to come here to Phoenix to get Tamara's(the roommate/my aunt) possessions and they are going to see what they can do to get her out of school. This of course, has me really worried. I will be living on my own so all bills are going to be my sole responsibility.
I told Tamara this news and she just laughed. And I think she was high. She looked like she was on some weird ass drugs. And I told her that she needs to make some sort of contribution..and she was like "oh i guess I'll just steal some money from Kenny." Kenny is her boyfriend. OH MY GOD she makes me so fucking angry.