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I was looking through old documents on my computer and found this.
The Legend of the Hong-Kong Kids
Disclaimer-no Asians were hurt in the process of making this movie
(camera pans around area then Eric, Charles, and Denny walk in)
(Zoom in on each Eric, Denny, and Charles then freeze and flash their movie names)
Music: X gonna give it to ya
Guy goes to punch Denny and Denny doesn’t even look he grabs his arm and throws him towards Eric who throws him into air and Charles kicks him back
Charles: Where is our sensei?
Bad Guy: We aint sayin nothing
Eric: Big mistake
(All three charge and freeze)
Elliot/narrator: I better take you to the beginning and show you how this happened
(cut too Denny, Charles, and Eric training with Elliot)
Eric: Thank you father you have taught us well today
Elliot: When I am teaching you Chan, you must refer to me as sensei
Eric: Of course sensei
Elliot: Gather your younger brothers I need to speak to all of you
(Cut to Denny and Charles sparring)
Charles: We may be identical twins Lee but I am superior to you now fall at my powers
Denny: Very funny Wang but I am superior to you now fall at my power
Eric: Lee, Wang, come father needs to talk to us
Charles and Denny at same time: You got lucky
Elliot: Come boys sit down we need to talk
Eric: Yes father
Elliot: As you know I won’t live forever, at any time I could die, or say even get kidnapped in a huge conspiracy (WINK)
Denny: What are the chances that will happen?
(A bunch of smoke bombs are thrown into the room and everyone passes out everyone wakes up and the sensei is gone they search frantically and Eric finds a note and he screams noooo and drops it on the floor zoom in on note)
Note: If you ever want to see your father again come to an obvious ambush where we plan a super secret plan were not gonna tell you about, trust us this one is good.
Sincerely,
The bad guys
Denny: We must save father
Charles: This place is across town, we can’t drive
Eric: Call a cab
(Cut to inside of car with Deva as taxi driver bad Indian accent)
Deva: So where to?
Eric Our Destiny
Deva: That’s double
Eric: Then just take us to the place on this note
Deva: Ferscho
Denny: We have no money we hope you can do this out of the good in your heart
(Cut to them being thrown out of car and car speeding away)
Eric: Now what
Charles: We must brave this world we must find our father, we must.
Robber: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
(whoop his ass real bad)
Robber: Who are you guys
Eric: Tell the world, the Hong Kong Kids are here
Robber: Snaps
Eric: Boo!
This is the first one and a half pages... god what a gay idea
im bored
right now that is
and will be all night probably
*sigh*
The Legend of the Hong-Kong Kids
Disclaimer-no Asians were hurt in the process of making this movie
(camera pans around area then Eric, Charles, and Denny walk in)
(Zoom in on each Eric, Denny, and Charles then freeze and flash their movie names)
Music: X gonna give it to ya
Guy goes to punch Denny and Denny doesn’t even look he grabs his arm and throws him towards Eric who throws him into air and Charles kicks him back
Charles: Where is our sensei?
Bad Guy: We aint sayin nothing
Eric: Big mistake
(All three charge and freeze)
Elliot/narrator: I better take you to the beginning and show you how this happened
(cut too Denny, Charles, and Eric training with Elliot)
Eric: Thank you father you have taught us well today
Elliot: When I am teaching you Chan, you must refer to me as sensei
Eric: Of course sensei
Elliot: Gather your younger brothers I need to speak to all of you
(Cut to Denny and Charles sparring)
Charles: We may be identical twins Lee but I am superior to you now fall at my powers
Denny: Very funny Wang but I am superior to you now fall at my power
Eric: Lee, Wang, come father needs to talk to us
Charles and Denny at same time: You got lucky
Elliot: Come boys sit down we need to talk
Eric: Yes father
Elliot: As you know I won’t live forever, at any time I could die, or say even get kidnapped in a huge conspiracy (WINK)
Denny: What are the chances that will happen?
(A bunch of smoke bombs are thrown into the room and everyone passes out everyone wakes up and the sensei is gone they search frantically and Eric finds a note and he screams noooo and drops it on the floor zoom in on note)
Note: If you ever want to see your father again come to an obvious ambush where we plan a super secret plan were not gonna tell you about, trust us this one is good.
Sincerely,
The bad guys
Denny: We must save father
Charles: This place is across town, we can’t drive
Eric: Call a cab
(Cut to inside of car with Deva as taxi driver bad Indian accent)
Deva: So where to?
Eric Our Destiny
Deva: That’s double
Eric: Then just take us to the place on this note
Deva: Ferscho
Denny: We have no money we hope you can do this out of the good in your heart
(Cut to them being thrown out of car and car speeding away)
Eric: Now what
Charles: We must brave this world we must find our father, we must.
Robber: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
(whoop his ass real bad)
Robber: Who are you guys
Eric: Tell the world, the Hong Kong Kids are here
Robber: Snaps
Eric: Boo!
This is the first one and a half pages... god what a gay idea
im bored
right now that is
and will be all night probably
*sigh*