Nov 25, 2004 18:07
Eh.. my grandparents are here and i guess theyre not too bad, but my mom is when theyre here. My sister came back and is just as fat and slutty as i remember. I was at walmart with my dad doing the thanksgiving shopping when i had to pee. I walked to the bathroom and let loose. I see the door swing open and look down to see a midget walk in. My first fear was that hed stand at the urinal next to me. I didnt want to see that his penis was bigger than mine. He walked by though into a toilet. He shut the door and i started peeing as fast as i could. I wanted to avoid the awkwardness of washing our hands side by side. Then when i was done i heard the toilet flush. I couldn't pretend to pee or else hed get suspicious. I didnt know whether to say hi, stare at him, kick him or what? It may not sound as akward as it was, but trust me it really made me appreciate knowing a midget. And what you have to go through everyday... Anyways i went to elizabeth's last night. Turns out im a giant fag.
Oh well...
Wouldnt it be cool for the girl i like to like me for once, so i dont end up wearing matching jumpsuits with some guy.
4 lines of emo
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H to the izzo
B to the izze
put your damn hands up
and sing the anthem
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