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OMG Jenny you stol emy cat.....
Stalked again, a rant by just_a_shell.
if_i_was_real is stalking just_a_shell
if_i_was_real’s REAL name :
Winters Gore
if_i_was_real’s REAL DOB :
02nd February 1974
Height :178 cm
Weight : 69.7 kg
if_i_was_real has dreamt about you :
24 times
if_i_was_real became interested in you :
20th October 2002
if_i_was_real’s latest dream about you
if_i_was_real dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how if_i_was_real describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! just_a_shell is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
if_i_was_real’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away just_a_shell, if_i_was_real is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year if_i_was_real has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
2 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
if_i_was_real’s Police File
if_i_was_real makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.
Testimonies about if_i_was_real
spastichobo - An overly camp drama queen
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill if_i_was_real!’
ocean_storm - Worn out Musician
‘if_i_was_real is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’
isolated_artist - Sister Stabatha
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but if_i_was_real is definitely one of them now.’
Stalked again, a rant by just_a_shell.
if_i_was_real is stalking just_a_shell
if_i_was_real’s REAL name :
Winters Gore
if_i_was_real’s REAL DOB :
02nd February 1974
Height :178 cm
Weight : 69.7 kg
if_i_was_real has dreamt about you :
24 times
if_i_was_real became interested in you :
20th October 2002
if_i_was_real’s latest dream about you
if_i_was_real dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how if_i_was_real describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! just_a_shell is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
if_i_was_real’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away just_a_shell, if_i_was_real is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year if_i_was_real has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
2 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
if_i_was_real’s Police File
if_i_was_real makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.
Testimonies about if_i_was_real
spastichobo - An overly camp drama queen
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill if_i_was_real!’
ocean_storm - Worn out Musician
‘if_i_was_real is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’
isolated_artist - Sister Stabatha
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but if_i_was_real is definitely one of them now.’