Wednesday night
It was funny. Me and Lora went to see The Filaments at the Croft and it was pretty good. Got to chat to Jon for a bit who I hadnt seen since before Halloween.....
"Jon is very safe ".
...as I kept drunkenly saying later. Anyway, he is such a sweetheart and we liked his new hair. Anyway, Bristol loves the Filaments, so it was a good turnout, which was cool. Lora took some very rock star photos of the boys aswell. After the gig, we bumped into lovely Saul from Five Knuckle...
"Everyone knows Saul!"
This soon became the catchphrase of the night, as everyone all over the fucking UK seems to know Saul. That man must network pretty well. Anyway, we say goodgye to Jon as they've got to get back to Essex, and Saul, his girlfriend whose name I cant remember, another Five Knuckle boy whose name I cant remember and the singer from Grebo who annoys me, get in a taxi and go to the Level club. Reid calls me up, drunk off his head, asking where we are....
Me and Lora mince about the Level...no fit men anywhere which is shit. Well maybe one. But he's with a girl. GRRRR. Annoyed. Then we see Rob, he IGNORES us. Cunt. Then the whole crew of Reid, Tom,Andy, Chris and Ollie turn up....drunk as skunks. Ollie complains that Andy ripped his expensive coat, while then trying to burn cigarettes into Andys coat. Hmmm. Me and Lora wander off to talk with some normal people....meet some guy called Tom, who 'knows Saul' , we all go downstairs and he introduces me to his Columbian uni friend....i then have an extensive conversation in drunken-fucked-up-but-i-tried spanish. Then the boys come downstairs aswell and, during my conversation with the Columbian, steal Andys von zipper hat and run off...he gets a bit upset as his bad, fluffy, retarded hair is on show to the world. I try to grab it off Reid, but to no avail. Men will be boys eh?
I thankfully manage to avoid the EVIL camera girl night but Lora doesnt (hahaha)...and after more dancing and 'moshing' in stupid fashion we all get the fuck out of the Level. The others fuck off in a taxi, and me, Lora and Andy manage to get one, but without Reid; he was chatting to some girl, so Andy said to leave him. We walk down our street and Lora pushes Andy into a flower bed. He gets very wet. We all laugh. Then in the house, we sit in my room listening to Mars Volta. Lora and Andy then have a water fight in the bathroom. Lora throws a PINT of water on his head (nice shot!), but then feels bad, so blowdrys his hair with my hairdryer. The sight of a drunk man having his bad, fluffy, retarded hair blowdried is fucking hilarious. Only Andy would let you blowdry his hair.
Then suddenly we hear some knocking....me and Lora are convinced its a ghost (good ol' vodka eh?) and we search the house..nothing. No one there. Scared. Then Reid comes out from under a pile of coats under the stairs. BASTARD. Then he has a go at us, saying he had to walk all the way home alone. We blame Andy.
Then we all shut the fuck up and go to bed. Then the next day i cringe at the photos Lora took at us all....fun times
"Jon is very safe ".
...as I kept drunkenly saying later. Anyway, he is such a sweetheart and we liked his new hair. Anyway, Bristol loves the Filaments, so it was a good turnout, which was cool. Lora took some very rock star photos of the boys aswell. After the gig, we bumped into lovely Saul from Five Knuckle...
"Everyone knows Saul!"
This soon became the catchphrase of the night, as everyone all over the fucking UK seems to know Saul. That man must network pretty well. Anyway, we say goodgye to Jon as they've got to get back to Essex, and Saul, his girlfriend whose name I cant remember, another Five Knuckle boy whose name I cant remember and the singer from Grebo who annoys me, get in a taxi and go to the Level club. Reid calls me up, drunk off his head, asking where we are....
Me and Lora mince about the Level...no fit men anywhere which is shit. Well maybe one. But he's with a girl. GRRRR. Annoyed. Then we see Rob, he IGNORES us. Cunt. Then the whole crew of Reid, Tom,Andy, Chris and Ollie turn up....drunk as skunks. Ollie complains that Andy ripped his expensive coat, while then trying to burn cigarettes into Andys coat. Hmmm. Me and Lora wander off to talk with some normal people....meet some guy called Tom, who 'knows Saul' , we all go downstairs and he introduces me to his Columbian uni friend....i then have an extensive conversation in drunken-fucked-up-but-i-tried spanish. Then the boys come downstairs aswell and, during my conversation with the Columbian, steal Andys von zipper hat and run off...he gets a bit upset as his bad, fluffy, retarded hair is on show to the world. I try to grab it off Reid, but to no avail. Men will be boys eh?
I thankfully manage to avoid the EVIL camera girl night but Lora doesnt (hahaha)...and after more dancing and 'moshing' in stupid fashion we all get the fuck out of the Level. The others fuck off in a taxi, and me, Lora and Andy manage to get one, but without Reid; he was chatting to some girl, so Andy said to leave him. We walk down our street and Lora pushes Andy into a flower bed. He gets very wet. We all laugh. Then in the house, we sit in my room listening to Mars Volta. Lora and Andy then have a water fight in the bathroom. Lora throws a PINT of water on his head (nice shot!), but then feels bad, so blowdrys his hair with my hairdryer. The sight of a drunk man having his bad, fluffy, retarded hair blowdried is fucking hilarious. Only Andy would let you blowdry his hair.
Then suddenly we hear some knocking....me and Lora are convinced its a ghost (good ol' vodka eh?) and we search the house..nothing. No one there. Scared. Then Reid comes out from under a pile of coats under the stairs. BASTARD. Then he has a go at us, saying he had to walk all the way home alone. We blame Andy.
Then we all shut the fuck up and go to bed. Then the next day i cringe at the photos Lora took at us all....fun times