Saturday night
Me and Lora went to a gig at the Junction bar in Stokes Croft ghettoville, which was shite as always but I only wanted to go as my mates Tiny Elvis were playing and I havent seen them for months.....saw lil Matt and he told me about his experience the night before with some neo nazi punk twat who requested Matt play a tune by Skrewdriver (nazi punk band) and also said that there were too many 'niggers' in the club.
Nazis, Aryan Nation....dudes WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Anyway, back to the gig....Liam wasnt wasted!!!!!!! Must be a first. Ben was though which is always funny. Rob told me about their evil treatment of the bass player from Uncle Brian, who were also playing that night, about how they had been feeding him vodka shots all afternoon and he was still able to play bass...but he was really fucked...haha. This 17yr old girl then starts talking to me, saying she know me from somewhere....turns out she's prob seen me back in Bath in a club...she's friendly but its a bit scary and she makes me feel OLD. Then during the gig, me and Lora began to get hassled by these 2 spanish pricks. And it was my fault as I got excited that they were spanish and so I approached them first. BIG MISTAKE. On of them just kept talking to me like I was an idiot and like I had no idea about spanish people. HELLO. I AM SPANISH IDIOTA! He also kept calling me 'princess' and how he felt it was 'love at first sight' for him. He also kept calling Lora 'darling' in a really condesending manner. Eat my shit motherfucker and choke on it you arrogant piece of shit. Si tu piensas que voy a tomar esa mierda puedes pensar otro vez fuckface.
SO...
after he pissed me off, a free drink and half a packet of Marlboros later, me and Lora run away. We run through ghettoville into town and amazingly dont get raped, mugged, stabbed, shot, hassled (must have been a muderers/rapist holiday or something). We meet the boys in the E-Shit, I mean the E-Shed on the waterfront....Reid, Andy, Ahmed, Tariq, and Reid mates from Devon - James and Bates . Its 11pm...however, since 3pm they have been drinking beer, vodka, having weird drunken acoustic guitar sessions playing Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Lynard Skynard, System of a Down,JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, haha (Reid), and hitting each other with wet dishcloths. So, they are all drunk as skunks but are coping ok.
Tariq keeps telling me i am beautiful.
I smoke too many cigarettes which I dont even like.
This little man thinks Im hitting onto him, when infact it was a case of mistaken identity on my part.
We then leave...me and Lora see those spanish guys AGAIN on the waterfront talking to someone....we then scream loudly and proceed to run like bints to the end of the waterfront. Needless to say they probably saw us and we confused the fuck out of everyone we were with.
We all go to the Arc Bar which is kind of cool, with metal floors etc, however its normally rammed and sweaty as fuck. Its around this time when I lost my FAVOURITE ear ring ever and I still am abnormally pissed off about it. Grrrrrrr. Then a german girl starts talking to me and Lora. All there is to say is that she is WEIRD. Then Reid starts telling em he's going to miss me loads when we all leave in the summer and I tell him that if he loses contact I will track him down and kill him. Or something.
Then we all go home and sleep happily ever after
Nazis, Aryan Nation....dudes WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Anyway, back to the gig....Liam wasnt wasted!!!!!!! Must be a first. Ben was though which is always funny. Rob told me about their evil treatment of the bass player from Uncle Brian, who were also playing that night, about how they had been feeding him vodka shots all afternoon and he was still able to play bass...but he was really fucked...haha. This 17yr old girl then starts talking to me, saying she know me from somewhere....turns out she's prob seen me back in Bath in a club...she's friendly but its a bit scary and she makes me feel OLD. Then during the gig, me and Lora began to get hassled by these 2 spanish pricks. And it was my fault as I got excited that they were spanish and so I approached them first. BIG MISTAKE. On of them just kept talking to me like I was an idiot and like I had no idea about spanish people. HELLO. I AM SPANISH IDIOTA! He also kept calling me 'princess' and how he felt it was 'love at first sight' for him. He also kept calling Lora 'darling' in a really condesending manner. Eat my shit motherfucker and choke on it you arrogant piece of shit. Si tu piensas que voy a tomar esa mierda puedes pensar otro vez fuckface.
SO...
after he pissed me off, a free drink and half a packet of Marlboros later, me and Lora run away. We run through ghettoville into town and amazingly dont get raped, mugged, stabbed, shot, hassled (must have been a muderers/rapist holiday or something). We meet the boys in the E-Shit, I mean the E-Shed on the waterfront....Reid, Andy, Ahmed, Tariq, and Reid mates from Devon - James and Bates . Its 11pm...however, since 3pm they have been drinking beer, vodka, having weird drunken acoustic guitar sessions playing Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Lynard Skynard, System of a Down,JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, haha (Reid), and hitting each other with wet dishcloths. So, they are all drunk as skunks but are coping ok.
Tariq keeps telling me i am beautiful.
I smoke too many cigarettes which I dont even like.
This little man thinks Im hitting onto him, when infact it was a case of mistaken identity on my part.
We then leave...me and Lora see those spanish guys AGAIN on the waterfront talking to someone....we then scream loudly and proceed to run like bints to the end of the waterfront. Needless to say they probably saw us and we confused the fuck out of everyone we were with.
We all go to the Arc Bar which is kind of cool, with metal floors etc, however its normally rammed and sweaty as fuck. Its around this time when I lost my FAVOURITE ear ring ever and I still am abnormally pissed off about it. Grrrrrrr. Then a german girl starts talking to me and Lora. All there is to say is that she is WEIRD. Then Reid starts telling em he's going to miss me loads when we all leave in the summer and I tell him that if he loses contact I will track him down and kill him. Or something.
Then we all go home and sleep happily ever after