DEVON weekend......
SO Saturday evening...
I get in my stupid little car and drive for 2hours all the way to Newton fuckin Abbot, not forgetting to stop on the way for a Wimpy burger (oh yeah). Call up Andy and he comes down to meet me with Fraser and Rhys in Frasers pimpin' Audi. We get some beers and then drive to Andys house...which by the way is FUCKING AWESOME for house parties and is pretty American I soon decide. Everyone is in the garden....pretty drunk already even though its only 8pm. See Reidus, a hawt black girl called Helen (probably the ONLY black girl in Devon hehe....but apparently also a 'slag bag'), Mike, Mental John, James and Bates.
And then....
- mini golf is played
- Bates nearly kills me with a golf ball (was an INCH from my head)
- 'dizzy' games in the garden (Reid falls flat on his ass, Andy in a bush)
- lots and lots of vodka and beer is drunk
- the cat gets scared....its a weirdass cute cat tho
- the new Dillinger album is listened to (probably what scared the cat)
- ..and more from Reids music collection....no one is allowed near the hi fi for a long time
- laugh at a picture of Rhys and Andy when they were about 7yrs old and hugging.
- Reid and Bates hold hands. briefly.
- Stuart arrives (his parents and Andys parents play wife swapping games. No seriously). Stuart is auditioning for Hollyoaks (hahahaha). I remember him from last summer....he tried to chat me up. Badly. So, obviously due to some vodka, I bring this up with him in conversation while we are deciding on what tunes to put on.....he thinks its funny etc...we have cool conversation and then Andy appears suddenly and puts his arm round me with that male 'this is my piece of ass!' look to Stuart. Ha. boys.
- Talk to some of my girl homies on the fone <3
- Lots of WEIRDASS shit happens....like someone slaps Stuarts naked ass with a riding whip. *ahem* yeah, what? I dunno, I missed a lot of this....thankfully
- Fraser farts and makes baby noises for a while(!)
- DRUNK
- Me and Andy disappear....
- Lots grungy people we dont know come into the house uninvited for some reason and Bates starts shouting and banging on the bedroom door and window "Andy, come out we smell gas in here!!!) Like REPEATEDLY.
- Andy chases out the 'Kurt Cobainers' and shouts at them, then comes back to the room.
I dunno what happened to everyone else after that as uh, me and Andy forgot about them. *ahem* But apparently they went to someones houseparty.
Next day, watched funny movie 'Big Mommas House' with Rhys and Andy and enjoyed the hangovers. Then Bates, Fraser and his girlfriend Stevie came over and we started to watch another movie, but then Andys parents came home from holiday and everyone left to let the parents have a bit of peace and quiet.... hmmmm
I then had to witness a massive argument between Andy and his parents over the fact there was no milk and the state of the house among other things (it wasnt that messy at all surprisingly). Ive never heard so much shouting.....it was pretty awkward. Me and the cat hid. His mum apologized to me, and then started shouting even more at Andy. Called him a 'moocher' and a waste of space pretty much. He felt pretty embarassed and pissed off no doubt so we left ASAP and went into town....then ended up bumping into Reid, Bates, Mental John and Rhys. Bates commented on how, due to the fact he was wearing green,I was wearing red and Andy yellow, that we looked like traffic lights. This was funny for a while. Went to Rhys house and watch 'Airplane!' dumbass fucking hilarious movie. Then I left with Reid and Andy and walked back to Andys.....grabbed my car and went home.
I was nearly home...and broke down on a roundabout just off the M4. At traffic lights. EMBARASSING. But it was all ok in the end.....fun weekend....miss hanging with those boys...missed Lora not being there :(. But no doubt its gonna happen again soon.
<3
I get in my stupid little car and drive for 2hours all the way to Newton fuckin Abbot, not forgetting to stop on the way for a Wimpy burger (oh yeah). Call up Andy and he comes down to meet me with Fraser and Rhys in Frasers pimpin' Audi. We get some beers and then drive to Andys house...which by the way is FUCKING AWESOME for house parties and is pretty American I soon decide. Everyone is in the garden....pretty drunk already even though its only 8pm. See Reidus, a hawt black girl called Helen (probably the ONLY black girl in Devon hehe....but apparently also a 'slag bag'), Mike, Mental John, James and Bates.
And then....
- mini golf is played
- Bates nearly kills me with a golf ball (was an INCH from my head)
- 'dizzy' games in the garden (Reid falls flat on his ass, Andy in a bush)
- lots and lots of vodka and beer is drunk
- the cat gets scared....its a weirdass cute cat tho
- the new Dillinger album is listened to (probably what scared the cat)
- ..and more from Reids music collection....no one is allowed near the hi fi for a long time
- laugh at a picture of Rhys and Andy when they were about 7yrs old and hugging.
- Reid and Bates hold hands. briefly.
- Stuart arrives (his parents and Andys parents play wife swapping games. No seriously). Stuart is auditioning for Hollyoaks (hahahaha). I remember him from last summer....he tried to chat me up. Badly. So, obviously due to some vodka, I bring this up with him in conversation while we are deciding on what tunes to put on.....he thinks its funny etc...we have cool conversation and then Andy appears suddenly and puts his arm round me with that male 'this is my piece of ass!' look to Stuart. Ha. boys.
- Talk to some of my girl homies on the fone <3
- Lots of WEIRDASS shit happens....like someone slaps Stuarts naked ass with a riding whip. *ahem* yeah, what? I dunno, I missed a lot of this....thankfully
- Fraser farts and makes baby noises for a while(!)
- DRUNK
- Me and Andy disappear....
- Lots grungy people we dont know come into the house uninvited for some reason and Bates starts shouting and banging on the bedroom door and window "Andy, come out we smell gas in here!!!) Like REPEATEDLY.
- Andy chases out the 'Kurt Cobainers' and shouts at them, then comes back to the room.
I dunno what happened to everyone else after that as uh, me and Andy forgot about them. *ahem* But apparently they went to someones houseparty.
Next day, watched funny movie 'Big Mommas House' with Rhys and Andy and enjoyed the hangovers. Then Bates, Fraser and his girlfriend Stevie came over and we started to watch another movie, but then Andys parents came home from holiday and everyone left to let the parents have a bit of peace and quiet.... hmmmm
I then had to witness a massive argument between Andy and his parents over the fact there was no milk and the state of the house among other things (it wasnt that messy at all surprisingly). Ive never heard so much shouting.....it was pretty awkward. Me and the cat hid. His mum apologized to me, and then started shouting even more at Andy. Called him a 'moocher' and a waste of space pretty much. He felt pretty embarassed and pissed off no doubt so we left ASAP and went into town....then ended up bumping into Reid, Bates, Mental John and Rhys. Bates commented on how, due to the fact he was wearing green,I was wearing red and Andy yellow, that we looked like traffic lights. This was funny for a while. Went to Rhys house and watch 'Airplane!' dumbass fucking hilarious movie. Then I left with Reid and Andy and walked back to Andys.....grabbed my car and went home.
I was nearly home...and broke down on a roundabout just off the M4. At traffic lights. EMBARASSING. But it was all ok in the end.....fun weekend....miss hanging with those boys...missed Lora not being there :(. But no doubt its gonna happen again soon.
<3