Friday night...
OK I deleted that last post, as I really didnt want to have to bore anyone reading it..let alone myself..blah. Thanks for the comment Dan! ... however methinks I was just being a lame-o.
ANYWAY...this past Friday was fucking hilariously bad. Andy and Reid fucked off back to Devon for the week, Mike went home, Ahmed still not back from Dubai, so me and Lora were left alone. This was cool for the following reasons:
- girls only. yay!
- CLEAN HOUSE for once.
It was not cool for the following reasons:
- Miles...
- QUIET house.
So....spent most of Friday listening to Lora's music collection in the living room without Reid's complaining...then Miles came round to get his 50p shoe rack thing which he left at our house the weekend before. AWKWARD or what....he looked scared of us. However, he still invited us to his birthday night out...starting off at Tom's house where he's staying.
So later we leave the house, act like bints for a while, get cheapass nasty vodka....then finally get to Tom's house. Tom, crazy Andy, Miles and some guy called Ryan are there. Me and Lora dont even know them! They are the devon Andys mates, so we are a bit scared. But then its ok....we watch Lenny Henry show where he dresses as Beyonce AND Jay-Z in the Crazy in Love video. Its funny and scarily realistic. Lora ruins the carpet with vodka. I ruin the carpet with coke. Ryan stares at me waaay to much. Eww. Crazy Andy has been drinking since 2pm....8 hours later still seems sober. Scary. A lot of drinking happens.
We all leave the house late and on the way im drinking vodka with a tiny bit of coke in it, straight out of the bottle. gross. Anyway we go to the Mardyke! Havent been there for fucking ages, we used to practically live in there last year at it was next to our old student flats. Its rammed with UWE students. Miles starts to get drunk....at this point im seeing double vision...feel weird...but then passes. Then Andy calls me from Devon; he is in a pub garden on his own "kicking snails". Apparently Reid and James are inside trying to get women...and failing. He keeps going on about calling me later. Anyway, I go outside, and me and Lora bump into Phil....he's off his twat hehe. See 'Cool' Mike. He kisses me on the cheek?!. I then send a terrible picture message to James' fone of me and Lora kissing. hmm. Yes obviosuly we are all drunk already and it isnt even 11pm.
Other drunken things happen/are said, that probably shouldnt have really...but hey!
We get to E-Shed, and the night just goes down hill! See Afro Tom, he's crazy....have a strange conversation about tits with him(!). Then Tom starts having ago at me about devon Andy's and me flirting etc. Oh who FUCKING CARES!? Obviously Tom does....I found out he fancies me. Then Miles is pissing Lora off NO end. Bad atmosphere. So me, Lora and crazy Andy leave and go bomb a bottle from Renatos....I piss the landlady off. We leave. Walk back to Tom's house where crazy Andys staying...he is fucking nice man...if a little nuts. He'd been drinking for oh about...12hours but is the most fucking sober, and less retarded out of everyone. We chat with him for a bit in Toms house then get home.
We feel SHIT.
What a fucking un-fun night that was.
ANYWAY...this past Friday was fucking hilariously bad. Andy and Reid fucked off back to Devon for the week, Mike went home, Ahmed still not back from Dubai, so me and Lora were left alone. This was cool for the following reasons:
- girls only. yay!
- CLEAN HOUSE for once.
It was not cool for the following reasons:
- Miles...
- QUIET house.
So....spent most of Friday listening to Lora's music collection in the living room without Reid's complaining...then Miles came round to get his 50p shoe rack thing which he left at our house the weekend before. AWKWARD or what....he looked scared of us. However, he still invited us to his birthday night out...starting off at Tom's house where he's staying.
So later we leave the house, act like bints for a while, get cheapass nasty vodka....then finally get to Tom's house. Tom, crazy Andy, Miles and some guy called Ryan are there. Me and Lora dont even know them! They are the devon Andys mates, so we are a bit scared. But then its ok....we watch Lenny Henry show where he dresses as Beyonce AND Jay-Z in the Crazy in Love video. Its funny and scarily realistic. Lora ruins the carpet with vodka. I ruin the carpet with coke. Ryan stares at me waaay to much. Eww. Crazy Andy has been drinking since 2pm....8 hours later still seems sober. Scary. A lot of drinking happens.
We all leave the house late and on the way im drinking vodka with a tiny bit of coke in it, straight out of the bottle. gross. Anyway we go to the Mardyke! Havent been there for fucking ages, we used to practically live in there last year at it was next to our old student flats. Its rammed with UWE students. Miles starts to get drunk....at this point im seeing double vision...feel weird...but then passes. Then Andy calls me from Devon; he is in a pub garden on his own "kicking snails". Apparently Reid and James are inside trying to get women...and failing. He keeps going on about calling me later. Anyway, I go outside, and me and Lora bump into Phil....he's off his twat hehe. See 'Cool' Mike. He kisses me on the cheek?!. I then send a terrible picture message to James' fone of me and Lora kissing. hmm. Yes obviosuly we are all drunk already and it isnt even 11pm.
Other drunken things happen/are said, that probably shouldnt have really...but hey!
We get to E-Shed, and the night just goes down hill! See Afro Tom, he's crazy....have a strange conversation about tits with him(!). Then Tom starts having ago at me about devon Andy's and me flirting etc. Oh who FUCKING CARES!? Obviously Tom does....I found out he fancies me. Then Miles is pissing Lora off NO end. Bad atmosphere. So me, Lora and crazy Andy leave and go bomb a bottle from Renatos....I piss the landlady off. We leave. Walk back to Tom's house where crazy Andys staying...he is fucking nice man...if a little nuts. He'd been drinking for oh about...12hours but is the most fucking sober, and less retarded out of everyone. We chat with him for a bit in Toms house then get home.
We feel SHIT.
What a fucking un-fun night that was.