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Feb 25, 2005 14:08

Some days, you just don't want to wake up. Other days, you jump out of bed, ready for the morning. Today just happens to be the former. I woke up around 6:45, remembered that I needed to take a shower, and went back to bed. The alarm went off at 7:30, so I pushed it off the bed, and buried my head under the pillows. I finally got up at 8, climbed into the shower, and about 15 minutes later, emerged fresh and clean, ready for the day.

Looking forward to the weekend, and the two days off it grants me. I swear to God, that if anyone wakes me up early on Saturday morning (early means anytime before 10am), that I will drive to wherever they are calling from, and beat them senseless. There. You have been forewarned...

Until then, here is ANOTHER *groans* survey I filled out while bored at work. Enjoy!
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Your full name:: Jason Robert Maine
Age:: 23
Height:: 5'9"
Natural hair colour:: clear
Eye colour:: grey/blue
Number of siblings:: 1
Glasses/contacts?:: nope
Piercings:: nope
Tattoos:: not yet
Braces? :: nada

FAVORITE
Colour:: pepsi blue
Band:: Green Day
Song:: You and Me - Lifehouse
Stuffed animal:: My doctor bear, currently residing in a box in my closet
Video game:: Resident Evil 4 owns your soul
TV show:: Teen Titans (damn skippy!)
Movie(s):: Tommy Boy, Back to the Future, Equilibrium
Book:: Ringworld - Larry Niven
Food:: yes
Game on a cell phone:: pacman
CD cover:: Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Flower:: Tiger Lillies
Scent:: Vanilla
Animal:: Puppy dogs
Comic book(s):: PVP, PS238, Transmetropolitan, Arsenic Lullaby
Cereal:: Golden Grahams
Website:: Fark
Cartoon:: Futurama

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: I Twiddle a pretty mean Bone Flute (thanks Ryan!)
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: nope. Prob more like 5 or 6
Like to sing?:: yo
Have a job?:: Yep. Heavy Truck Parts Specialist for Oakland Trucks and Equipment
Have a cell phone?:: yeah
Like to play sports?:: Softball, football, basketball, curling
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: nope
Have a crush on someone? :: yeah
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: of course, although I wish I had this one: http://www.gizmag.com/go/3271/
Have any special talents/skills?:: oh yeah...the ladies LOVE me
Exercise daily?:: I run/carry all day at work
Like school?:: yeah, now that I'm done with it

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: sure **turns away from screen** A,B,C,D....
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: yeah
Speak any other languages?:: a bit of spanish
Go a day without food?:: yeah
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: of course
Read music, not just tabs?:: nope
Roll your tongue?:: Ladies? Any takers?
Eat a whole pizza?:: What kind of 'fat kid' would I be if I couldn't?

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: oh yeah
Cried to get out of trouble?:: nope. only girls can pull that shit off...
Gotten lost in your city?:: Only when I first started driving
Seen a shooting star?:: Plenty of times
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Canada
Had a serious surgery?:: Yeah, and i got the scars behind the ears to prove it
Stolen something important to someone else?:: A few hearts here and there...
Solved a rubiks cube?:: yep
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Yeah. Laziness rules!
Cried over a girl?:: yes
Cried over a boy?:: when my best friend died...RIP buddy
Kissed a random stranger?:: nope
Hugged a random stranger?:: yeah, on a bet
Been in a fist fight? :: yep
Been arrested? :: nope
Done drugs? :: I'm high on life (and glue!)
Had alcohol? :: Woohooo! **passes out**
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Only Goldschlager...**shudders**
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator? :: yeah :)
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: nope
Swore at your parents?:: of course
Been to warped tour?:: yeah, and it sucked
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Only for kicking me there. Bastard...
Been in love?:: yes
Been close to love?:: yes
Been to a casino?:: yeah
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: A couple squirrels on accident
Broken a bone?:: Dislocated my ring finger, but never broken
Gotten stitches?:: Plenty of times
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: WTF?
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: yeah, on a bet, and I will NEVER do it again
Made homemade muffins?:: Blueberry, if you must know
Bitten someone?:: yep
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Disneyworld -- "Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride..."
More than 5 times?:: nope
Been to niagra falls?:: yeah, too bad part of it's in Canada
Burped in someones face?:: yep
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yeah

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Went to the bathroom:: this morning
Saw a movie in theaters:: A few days ago w/ Jess, MPP, Ben and Jonathan
Read a book:: I'm reading a parts manual, does that count?
Had a snow day:: A few years ago
Had a party:: Super Bowl
Had a slumber party:: uh, no
Made fun of someone:: about five minutes ago
Tripped in front of someone:: yesterday morning
Went to the grocery store:: yesterday
Got sick:: about a week ago
Cursed:: just now. My computer is acting up

PICK ONE
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: As long as I'm not playing RE4, they can stay off
TV/movie:: Movies
Car/truck:: Car
Body spray/lotion:: I'm not metrosexual or anything, so I'll say neither
Cash/check:: Cash. Cold, hard and in my pocket
Pillows/blankets:: Pillows
Headache/stomach ache:: hate 'em
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
Summer/winter:: spring
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: fog
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: yes
Boy/girl:: girls
Chocolate/vanilla:: vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: ttybear loves him some cake!
French toast/french fries:: french toast
Strawberries/blueberries:: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: swimming pool
Hugs/kisses:: both
Cookies/muffins:: muffins
p33n/bewbz:: p3n15
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: my window to the world is my own front door
Emo/goth:: If I have to choose; goth. Less emo bitching, more black...
Pink/purple:: purple. Pink is for peppy cheerleaders and Pepto
Cat/dog:: Best.Nickelodeon. Cartoon. EVAR.
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Short
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: spring
Spring/autumn:: spring
Clouds/clear sky:: clear skies and sunny
Moon/mars:: teh moon

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: more than enough
What are their names?:: I'm not that bored
Do you have a best friend?:: sure
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: female: yes -- male: hell no
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: guy friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yeah **sighs**
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yeah. Brings back bad memories of Tommy peeing in the sink LOL
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: Too many to list
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: of course
Whats the nicest thing you've ever done for a friend?:: not sure
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: my friends have done too many things for me to list just one
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: Nicole, Jason, Alison, Amy, Garret
What friend have you known the longest?:: Flips
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend?:: yeah
If so, what is it?:: many things
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: alot with one group, not enough with the other
Do any of your friends drive?:: most all of them
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: yes...RIP Kiel
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend?:: Fireworks come to mind...
What do you think your friends think of you?:: not sure. I hope they think of me as a good, kind and trustworthy friend

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes
If you have, with who?:: a few people
Are you single?:: yes
Are you in a relationship?:: nope
If so, for how long?:: see above
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: maybe
What is your idea of the best date?:: just hanging out together, doing whatever, while still having fun
What was your first kiss like?:: Em rocked my world! :P
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 16
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: Sometimes
Whats the best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: O_o
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yeah
Have you ever been dumped?:: yeah
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yeah
What's the most sexual thing you've done with the opposite sex?:: "Sexual healing..."

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: Mpp's Spongebob ones
Hat:: Work
Hard:: Mercenaries in RE4
Free:: space on my hard drive
Space:: ghost (collectible cups featuring Space Ghost, Brak, Zorak...and NASCAR Driver Rusty Wallace...)
Taste:: of History. Damn the Village!
Good charlotte:: The World is Black
Red:: Wings
Deep:: Blue Sea
Heart:: burn
Cord:: automobile
Cheese:: golem...roleplaying joke, so don't ask
Rain:: "...falls, angry on a tin roof, as we lie awake in our beds."
Work:: i'm there now
Pedal:: power
Head:: beer
Bed:: sleep
Fluff:: pillows
Hardcore:: porn **insert generic 70s porn music here**
Race:: wacky
Knife:: RE4
Jump:: to Lightspeed

I....
am:: ttybear
want:: caffeine
need:: sweet loving
crave:: bat eggs
love:: too much
hate:: stupid people
did:: this damn survey
feel:: tired
miss:: working with video games
am annoyed by:: stupid people
would rather:: be roleplaying
am tired of:: being single
will always:: remember that I still have Zoidberg...

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: classic rock
What time is it now?:: 1:29pm
What day is it?:: Friday! WOOT!
Whens the last time you called someone?:: I called Brian a bit ago
How much money do you have right now?:: 61 dollars
Are you hungry?:: yes
Whatcha doin?:: Working, and filling out this damn survey
Do you like parades?:: nope
Do you like the moon?:: Only when it warm outside, and I sit out and stare at it
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Get back to work, slacker
Isn't cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: No
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Telekinesis
Have you ever had a picnic?:: sure
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: nope
What about sock em boppers?:: yeah
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: yeah

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: of course
pretty?:: i try
sarcastic?:: always
lazy?:: yeah
hyper?:: when I drink lots o' caffeine
friendly?:: yeah
evil?:: **dripping w/ sarcasm** Noooooooooooo.....
smart?:: smarter than the average bear
strong?:: Physically? Yes - Mentally? Yes - Emotionally? Sometimes
talented?:: Sometimes
dorky?:: of course

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: On life or glue?
skip:: Phill
dance:: Tommy
lonely:: Me *sniff*
pen:: Davis
flower:: Jess
window:: Joey C
psycho:: Tommy
brain freeze:: Bob
orange:: Colette
sassy:: Courtney
jelly:: Phill

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: Only if there is more air for me...
love:: Against, but sometimes you have no choice
drunk drivers:: hate 'em
airplanes:: For
war:: Against, for Jon Premo
canada:: Fuck the canucks!
united states:: ?
rock music:: For. Rock out with your cock out!
gay marriage:: For. As long as they stay away from me
school:: For
surveys:: for, but only if you're bored
parents:: Love 'em
cars:: PT Cruiser
killing:: For, if necessary
britney spears:: For. She takes all the cock no one else wants (Jess' answer made me laugh)
coffee:: Against
pants:: Against

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Acrophobia...Hello?
Play strip poker?:: Of course
Run away?:: From?
Curse at a teacher?:: Yep
Not take a shower for a week?:: I'm a gamer...if needed
Ask someone out?:: yeah
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: nope
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Depends on which country. Ireland? Yes - France? I'd kill myself...
Go scuba diving?:: Already have
Write a book?:: about my trouser trout
Become a rockstar?:: Yeah. I need the groupies...
Have casual sex?:: maybe, it depends on who with

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: Pert Plus for Dry Hair
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Been a while...
What kind of computer do you have?:: None at the moment
What grade are you in?:: Not in school
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: Only asshats do that
Or just make out?:: sure
How many posters do you have in your room?:: none at the moments
How many cds do you have?:: tons
What time is it now?:: 1:55pm
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