What day is it? And in what month? The clock never seemed so alive...
I was extra-bored at work today, so I took this survey that Jess had posted on her LJ. Did I mention that I was bored?
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--> Part 1 -- The Basics <--
What's your name? Jason
Birthplace? Detroit, Michigan
Age? 23
Age you act? Usually 40, but sometimes 10
Current location? Romulus, Michigan
Eye color? Dark Blue
Hair color? Clear
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? Righty
Zodiac sign? Leo
Height? 5'8"
--> Part 2 -- Describe... <--
Your heritage/nationality? Polish, Irish and a wee bit of Scottish for good measure
Your hair? Short and manageable
Your fears? Heights, being alone
Your perfect room? Room!? I already designed the perfect house! So there! :P
What you practically do in a day? Put up with customers who don't know what the hell they need, eat, shower, sleep
--> Part 3 -- What is/What are <--
Words you overuse? Seriously, asshat
Phrases you overuse? Do WHAT now?, That's fine
Your first thought when you wake up? Damn, I'm still here. Oh well. Time for work...
Your greatest accomplishment? Moving the hell out of parents house
Something you want to do: Right now? Get a house of my own. Eventually? Be a father.
--> Part 4 -- This or that <--
Pepsi or Coke? Who cares? It's all caffeine anyways :)
McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds Dollar Menu (thanks Jess :P)
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Christina
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Adidas or Nike? Airwalk
Black or white? Black
Bills or Coins? Bills, and lots of 'em!
Burgers or hot dogs? Matt Flips burgers
Egypt or France? Egypt. If I went to France, I would probably kill someone...
Rock or rap? Rock
--> Part 5 -- Do you... <--
Smoke? Nope
Cuss? Hell yeah
Sing well? Not sure
Sing in the shower? Yep
Talk to yourself --a lot--? Of course
Believe in yourself? I guess...
Like taking these longass surveys? When I'm bored at work, anything's fun
Play an instrument? Used to
Want to go to college? Why? Are you paying?
Want to get married? Maybe
Want to have children? Someday
Think you're a health freak? Not even close
Get along with your parents? Now that I don't live under their roof
Get along with your siblings? My brother is the coolest
Think you're popular? Don't give a damn either way
--> Part 6 -- In the past month have you... <--
Gone out of state? Yeah
Drank alcohol? Yeah
Smoke? Nope
Get high? Only asshats get high...I'm high on life (and glue!)
Done any drugs? Nope
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Would I be a 'fat kid' if I didn't?
Been on stage? Nope
Gone skinny dipping? Too damn cold, even for my fat ass
Been dumped? No
Dyed your hair? No
Stolen anything? Nope
--> Part 7 -- Your friends! =D <--
Craziest? Tommy
Loudest? Tommy
Most shy? Colette
Blondest? Davis
Smartest? Vanessa/Flips/Joe Cichon
Kindest? Jess
Best personality? Tough call...all my friends are awesome (I agree! Stole another of your answers!)
Most talented? O_o
Best singer? Phill, cause I had to listen to him sing Aladdin tunes the other day...
Most ghetto? Ben
Drama Queen (or King XP)? No offense, but Brooke seems to get caught up in all the drama
Pain in the ass? Tommy, but we still love him.
The one you just want to strangle to death (Homer Simpson style)? Tommy
Funniest? Phill
Best person for advice? Flips
Dependable? Flips/Ryan/Eric
Trustworthy? Jon/Joe Cichon/Ryan
Druggie? Flips. All that nasal spray has to go somewhere...
Most likely to end up in jail? Tommy
Person you've known the longest? Joey
--> Part 8 -- The Last... <--
Last dream? The two girls dream again :)
Last nightmare? The one where I'm falling and then I fall out of bed
Car ride? To/from work
Last time you cried? When I had my ingrown toenail removed
Last movie seen? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Last movie rented? You mean downloaded, right? Eurotrip
Last book read? Dungeons and Dragons: 30 Years of Adventure
Last word said? Damn!
Last curse word said? Damn!
Last time you laughed? When my Mom faxed me a page of jokes @ work
Last phone call? Crazy customer looking for parts for trucks we don't sell
Last CD played? Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News (just before I got the iPod)
Last song you listened to? Candlebox - Far Behind
Last annoyance? My Dad asking me to take parts out to his truck for a customer
Last IM? Jess, about a week and a half ago
Last weird encounter? The customer who came in yesterday asking for Marmon parts. WTF?
Last person you hugged? Me ma
Last person you yelled at? My service manager
Last time you wore a skirt? Don't think so
Last time you've been evil? Evil? Me?
Sarcastic? Always
Last time you fought with your parents? It's been a while
Last time you wished upon a star? When I was like 5 and shit
Played Truth or Dare? About ten or eleven years ago
Spent quality time alone? ROTFLMAO
--> Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness <--
Are you talking to someone on AIM? I'm at work
Do you feel lonely? Sometimes
Ever TP'd someone's house? Yeah :)
How about egging someone's house? Yep
Do you not like dislike not like me? O_o WTF?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? If you like rich, ghetto asshats
Yo Momma? Don't be talking bout my MAMA!
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? Ttybear loves him some people **smacks lips**
What do you think of George Bush? Redneck asshat and the worst president so far in my lifetime
Any secret fetishes? Sure...
Do you like to wear chains? Nope
How many languages do you speak? One more fluently than all of East Dearborn, and a bit of a few others here and there
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Only when I get done with yo Momma. ZING!
Glad this is over? (Say yes and I'll stalk you =P) Yeah. Too damn many questions...ass
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--> Part 1 -- The Basics <--
What's your name? Jason
Birthplace? Detroit, Michigan
Age? 23
Age you act? Usually 40, but sometimes 10
Current location? Romulus, Michigan
Eye color? Dark Blue
Hair color? Clear
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? Righty
Zodiac sign? Leo
Height? 5'8"
--> Part 2 -- Describe... <--
Your heritage/nationality? Polish, Irish and a wee bit of Scottish for good measure
Your hair? Short and manageable
Your fears? Heights, being alone
Your perfect room? Room!? I already designed the perfect house! So there! :P
What you practically do in a day? Put up with customers who don't know what the hell they need, eat, shower, sleep
--> Part 3 -- What is/What are <--
Words you overuse? Seriously, asshat
Phrases you overuse? Do WHAT now?, That's fine
Your first thought when you wake up? Damn, I'm still here. Oh well. Time for work...
Your greatest accomplishment? Moving the hell out of parents house
Something you want to do: Right now? Get a house of my own. Eventually? Be a father.
--> Part 4 -- This or that <--
Pepsi or Coke? Who cares? It's all caffeine anyways :)
McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds Dollar Menu (thanks Jess :P)
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Christina
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Adidas or Nike? Airwalk
Black or white? Black
Bills or Coins? Bills, and lots of 'em!
Burgers or hot dogs? Matt Flips burgers
Egypt or France? Egypt. If I went to France, I would probably kill someone...
Rock or rap? Rock
--> Part 5 -- Do you... <--
Smoke? Nope
Cuss? Hell yeah
Sing well? Not sure
Sing in the shower? Yep
Talk to yourself --a lot--? Of course
Believe in yourself? I guess...
Like taking these longass surveys? When I'm bored at work, anything's fun
Play an instrument? Used to
Want to go to college? Why? Are you paying?
Want to get married? Maybe
Want to have children? Someday
Think you're a health freak? Not even close
Get along with your parents? Now that I don't live under their roof
Get along with your siblings? My brother is the coolest
Think you're popular? Don't give a damn either way
--> Part 6 -- In the past month have you... <--
Gone out of state? Yeah
Drank alcohol? Yeah
Smoke? Nope
Get high? Only asshats get high...I'm high on life (and glue!)
Done any drugs? Nope
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Would I be a 'fat kid' if I didn't?
Been on stage? Nope
Gone skinny dipping? Too damn cold, even for my fat ass
Been dumped? No
Dyed your hair? No
Stolen anything? Nope
--> Part 7 -- Your friends! =D <--
Craziest? Tommy
Loudest? Tommy
Most shy? Colette
Blondest? Davis
Smartest? Vanessa/Flips/Joe Cichon
Kindest? Jess
Best personality? Tough call...all my friends are awesome (I agree! Stole another of your answers!)
Most talented? O_o
Best singer? Phill, cause I had to listen to him sing Aladdin tunes the other day...
Most ghetto? Ben
Drama Queen (or King XP)? No offense, but Brooke seems to get caught up in all the drama
Pain in the ass? Tommy, but we still love him.
The one you just want to strangle to death (Homer Simpson style)? Tommy
Funniest? Phill
Best person for advice? Flips
Dependable? Flips/Ryan/Eric
Trustworthy? Jon/Joe Cichon/Ryan
Druggie? Flips. All that nasal spray has to go somewhere...
Most likely to end up in jail? Tommy
Person you've known the longest? Joey
--> Part 8 -- The Last... <--
Last dream? The two girls dream again :)
Last nightmare? The one where I'm falling and then I fall out of bed
Car ride? To/from work
Last time you cried? When I had my ingrown toenail removed
Last movie seen? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Last movie rented? You mean downloaded, right? Eurotrip
Last book read? Dungeons and Dragons: 30 Years of Adventure
Last word said? Damn!
Last curse word said? Damn!
Last time you laughed? When my Mom faxed me a page of jokes @ work
Last phone call? Crazy customer looking for parts for trucks we don't sell
Last CD played? Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News (just before I got the iPod)
Last song you listened to? Candlebox - Far Behind
Last annoyance? My Dad asking me to take parts out to his truck for a customer
Last IM? Jess, about a week and a half ago
Last weird encounter? The customer who came in yesterday asking for Marmon parts. WTF?
Last person you hugged? Me ma
Last person you yelled at? My service manager
Last time you wore a skirt? Don't think so
Last time you've been evil? Evil? Me?
Sarcastic? Always
Last time you fought with your parents? It's been a while
Last time you wished upon a star? When I was like 5 and shit
Played Truth or Dare? About ten or eleven years ago
Spent quality time alone? ROTFLMAO
--> Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness <--
Are you talking to someone on AIM? I'm at work
Do you feel lonely? Sometimes
Ever TP'd someone's house? Yeah :)
How about egging someone's house? Yep
Do you not like dislike not like me? O_o WTF?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? If you like rich, ghetto asshats
Yo Momma? Don't be talking bout my MAMA!
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? Ttybear loves him some people **smacks lips**
What do you think of George Bush? Redneck asshat and the worst president so far in my lifetime
Any secret fetishes? Sure...
Do you like to wear chains? Nope
How many languages do you speak? One more fluently than all of East Dearborn, and a bit of a few others here and there
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Only when I get done with yo Momma. ZING!
Glad this is over? (Say yes and I'll stalk you =P) Yeah. Too damn many questions...ass