so FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
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A bird was flying south one winter when suddenly it became unbearably cold and the bird froze and fell to the ground. The bird would have died had a nearby cow not came and crapped on the bird. The manure was warm and soon the bird defrosted. The bird was happy until a cat finds the pile of manure, digs out the bird and eats it. The moral of the story? Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy, and not everone who gets you out of crap is your friend. If youre warm and happy, then sit there and shut up.
Fuckin Right!