Perhaps

[just_a_brolly]

Now things have calmed down I can begin participating properly again.

Go away cat, you've been fed.

Comments

[cons_detective]

Perhaps the cat just wants some basic affection. Which, I wouldn't be surprised if you were incapable of delivering.

Or do you just enjoy neglecting your pets?

[just_a_brolly]

At least I'm not poisoning him.

[cons_detective]

What the devil are you talking about?

[just_a_brolly]

Oh come now, little brother. How long are you going to keep relying on that poor girl's goodwill towards you? Eventually she'll snap you know, and then where will you be?