Flavored Toothpastes and Mouthwashes
Dental hygiene brands have now come up with retarded flavors such as lemon ice and orange citrus toothpastes, bubblegum and cherry mouthwash, and God knows what else. The last time I checked people were supposed to have a fresh, clean sensation in their mouth after brushing their teeth, not a feeling like they just sucked on a lemon or chewed on orange peels. At what point did the manufacturer's of teeth cleaning products sit down and say, "I think we should think up new flavors for people to use to brush their teeth because mint makes too much sense. We want to give people that 'I'VE JUST BEEN MOUTH MOLESTED BY A FRUIT TRUCK' sensation. Let's think of the grossest shit ever and market it!"
As much as I will always be a fan of classic mint toothpastes and mouthwashes, I feel that these business people are ingenius as well. It has inspired me to make a new line of dental hygiene products myself targeted for the large group in society that may not get their needs recognized as far as dental products are concerned: I call my line TREST: The toothpaste and mouthwash series for trashy people.
1) Cum Gargle- For that just after a mysterious blowjob taste.
2) One tooth wipes (can also be worn as earrings)- For the people that lost the rest of their teeth smoking crack and getting into bar fights
3) Weed Clean Toothpaste- If you're on parole, this one's for you.
4) T-bone steak and Cheap Beer Mouthwash- Nothing like getting close to that special someone and letting them know you really care.
5) Hank's Mullet Floss- Finding new ways to appreciate mullets. Buy Trest!
As much as I will always be a fan of classic mint toothpastes and mouthwashes, I feel that these business people are ingenius as well. It has inspired me to make a new line of dental hygiene products myself targeted for the large group in society that may not get their needs recognized as far as dental products are concerned: I call my line TREST: The toothpaste and mouthwash series for trashy people.
1) Cum Gargle- For that just after a mysterious blowjob taste.
2) One tooth wipes (can also be worn as earrings)- For the people that lost the rest of their teeth smoking crack and getting into bar fights
3) Weed Clean Toothpaste- If you're on parole, this one's for you.
4) T-bone steak and Cheap Beer Mouthwash- Nothing like getting close to that special someone and letting them know you really care.
5) Hank's Mullet Floss- Finding new ways to appreciate mullets. Buy Trest!