Don't Make Bets on Shitty Football Teams, Like For Instance, The Jets
I took a dump yesterday in the MTV studios. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I am thankful for the opportunity.
The Jets would have won today if it weren't for Doug Brien missing the kick. I want to molest him with a cactus! I am so pissed off. They need to get him out of the fucking league. He cost the Jets the game, and if they don't fire him then I hope he gets diarrhea forever. Considering I could kick better field goals with my fucking face, I'd say something needs to be done. I wonder if he is cosidering suicide right about now?
My dead dog can kick better field goals than Doug Brien, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
DEAR DOUG BRIEN,
MY NAME IS MARY. GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TRUCKLOAD OF FOOTBALLS AND SPIKED CLEATS. THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU ASSRAG.
SINCERELY,
YOU MAKE ME NAUTIOUS
The Jets would have won today if it weren't for Doug Brien missing the kick. I want to molest him with a cactus! I am so pissed off. They need to get him out of the fucking league. He cost the Jets the game, and if they don't fire him then I hope he gets diarrhea forever. Considering I could kick better field goals with my fucking face, I'd say something needs to be done. I wonder if he is cosidering suicide right about now?
My dead dog can kick better field goals than Doug Brien, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
DEAR DOUG BRIEN,
MY NAME IS MARY. GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TRUCKLOAD OF FOOTBALLS AND SPIKED CLEATS. THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU ASSRAG.
SINCERELY,
YOU MAKE ME NAUTIOUS