Un-fucking-believeable
The following are two letters I wrote and am posting on the bathroom door on my side of the hallway in my dorm. Mind you, this floor is composed of all females. Also, I edited the first one with the exception of one use of the word "shit", and the second one I edited also, but I am putting the original up for the second one on here b/c I didn't save the edited version. Enjoy being enlightened by my hell...
"Alright! Every time I proceed to use the “restroom” (if that’s even what you want to call this disgusting hell hole), human feces is merrily floating along in the contaminated toilets. Yes, I said TOILETS… Plural! Because people have to leave their mark in both and not flush either of them! Maybe at the age of three (MAYBE) it was fun for some people to share their crapping accomplishments with others. “Look mommy, look… it looks like Italy… and that one over there… that’s a meatball!” Well guess what folks… I am sick of your SHIT! I’ve seen about every kind you could have produced: wet, dry, lumpy, long, sausage links, marbles, torpedoes, etc., oh and let’s not forget my personal favorite…DIARRHEA! Now, I am not necessarily saying that it is one or more of the residents of this particular hallway that are responsible for these constant presents. Who knows?! Maybe some messed up freak just likes to come crap in just these two toilets all the time (besides doing other things) and not flush. Maybe some twisted people get off on that sort of thing. I don’t know and I don’t care! Don’t care! Flush the toilet! Flush it! I have not said anything about this for weeks, thinking it would eventually end, and now I am just tired of it!!!!! The bathroom situation is inconvenient enough, so stop making it unbearable. If I see anyone come out of the bathroom and there is POOP present, be prepared to have me personally stick your face by toilet, have you take a whiff and flush. This is called the freedom of speech, but I sure as hell don’t remember anything about “The Freedom To Leave Feces In The Can.” If anyone has a problem with anything I said, you can knock on door #130 and ask for me. I’ll be happy to greet you. Happy Crappin! ~Mare~"
**I also took two pictures of the toilets with shit in them and put them on there too**
"ROUND II:
Please flush your tampons! I mean seriously, is it hard to flush a toilet?! Is it? Flush the fucking toilet! Holy mother!! You people are astounding!
Just so you know, I also placed some new soap in the bathroom. USE IT! You know… soap + water = WASH HANDS. Cause well, I figured if you can’t flush the toilet (one of the simplest acts known to man) then you sure as hell are too lazy to wash your hands.
To reiterate, our goals from now on are:
1) FLUSH TOILET
2) WASH HANDS"
Some say I could get in trouble for this, maybe "kicked out of school." Haha yeah right! That would be the answer to my prayers. Also, this is comical to me, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it. This place is gross!! What do you think??
"Alright! Every time I proceed to use the “restroom” (if that’s even what you want to call this disgusting hell hole), human feces is merrily floating along in the contaminated toilets. Yes, I said TOILETS… Plural! Because people have to leave their mark in both and not flush either of them! Maybe at the age of three (MAYBE) it was fun for some people to share their crapping accomplishments with others. “Look mommy, look… it looks like Italy… and that one over there… that’s a meatball!” Well guess what folks… I am sick of your SHIT! I’ve seen about every kind you could have produced: wet, dry, lumpy, long, sausage links, marbles, torpedoes, etc., oh and let’s not forget my personal favorite…DIARRHEA! Now, I am not necessarily saying that it is one or more of the residents of this particular hallway that are responsible for these constant presents. Who knows?! Maybe some messed up freak just likes to come crap in just these two toilets all the time (besides doing other things) and not flush. Maybe some twisted people get off on that sort of thing. I don’t know and I don’t care! Don’t care! Flush the toilet! Flush it! I have not said anything about this for weeks, thinking it would eventually end, and now I am just tired of it!!!!! The bathroom situation is inconvenient enough, so stop making it unbearable. If I see anyone come out of the bathroom and there is POOP present, be prepared to have me personally stick your face by toilet, have you take a whiff and flush. This is called the freedom of speech, but I sure as hell don’t remember anything about “The Freedom To Leave Feces In The Can.” If anyone has a problem with anything I said, you can knock on door #130 and ask for me. I’ll be happy to greet you. Happy Crappin! ~Mare~"
**I also took two pictures of the toilets with shit in them and put them on there too**
"ROUND II:
Please flush your tampons! I mean seriously, is it hard to flush a toilet?! Is it? Flush the fucking toilet! Holy mother!! You people are astounding!
Just so you know, I also placed some new soap in the bathroom. USE IT! You know… soap + water = WASH HANDS. Cause well, I figured if you can’t flush the toilet (one of the simplest acts known to man) then you sure as hell are too lazy to wash your hands.
To reiterate, our goals from now on are:
1) FLUSH TOILET
2) WASH HANDS"
Some say I could get in trouble for this, maybe "kicked out of school." Haha yeah right! That would be the answer to my prayers. Also, this is comical to me, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it. This place is gross!! What do you think??