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by limitedbythesky
jussen's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 19% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 08:45:48 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 06:51:56 PM
Alco Money! : $ 578
Guests of Honour
kyra_black is a despicable Wiccan and is a real devotee to the happy juice. kyra_black drank 16 Sherrys.
nicmaccaff is a whimsical Agnostic and a newbie drinker. nicmaccaff drank 19 Stouts.
sanity_hazard is a desponent Hindu. sanity_hazard drank 2 Hot Toddys, 3 Aligator Bites.
eira_jord is an erratic Buddhist. eira_jord drank 1 Red Wine, 6 Vermouths, 2 Goldschlagers.
blackwidowspida is a good-natured Hindu and a tubthumping lunatic. blackwidowspida drank 4 Hot Toddys, 2 White Russians, 4 Goldschlagers, 1 Sambucca, 7 Bloody Marys, 2 Bloody Marys.
jussen is a downhearted Muslim. jussen drank 2 Whiskeys, 4 Rums.
lotus_dreams is an easy-going Hindu. lotus_dreams drank 19 Cognacs.
jussen is a foul Fundementalist Christian. jussen decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
fireit is a bitter Fundementalist Christian and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. fireit decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jobaby is a spiritless Hindu and a fan of strong, hard liquor. jobaby drank 14 Cosmopolitans.
blueanihilation is a demented Agnostic and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. blueanihilation drank 1 Aligator Bite, 18 Cognacs.
deathincmajor is a fiery Buddhist and a lover of everything alcoholic who smells like a cross between a love hungry polar bear and a seaping arsehole. deathincmajor drank 7 Pilsners.
wilde_roses is a foul Muslim and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. wilde_roses drank 2 Hot Toddys, 4 Irish Creams.
ashilleong is a melancholy Agnostic as well as a part-time heavy drinker. ashilleong drank 3 Lagers, 4 Mescals, 6 Vodkas.
Sick!
A word of warning never EVER use jussen's toilet. You'll see what I mean when you get in there! My god the vomit!
Fights
'I know your sort kyra_black, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' kyra_black jumped up before jussen could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that lotus_dreams and wilde_roses will be announcing lotus_dreams's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
nicmaccaff when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events
jussen declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in wilde_roses simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
blackwidowspida booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made fireit choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.
According to fireit you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
Happy New Year!
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