Pork Tales
Kermit: Ms Piggy, you are the most beautiful pig in the kingdom.
Ms Piggy: Why, thank you brave Sir Kermit. You are the bravest knight in the entire kingdom for rescuing me from the hands of the sinister Dr Evil. As reward, you get to pork me up.
Kermit: Err...errr....
Ms Piggy: What's wrong brave Sir Kermit?
Kermit: Err...I don't know how to tell you this Ms Piggy, but...but...I can't pork you up.
Ms Piggy: What do you mean you can't pork me up!!! Am I not the most beautiful pig in the entire kingdom? What is wrong with me? Is it my pork belly, or my porky feet? Tell me.
Kermit: It's just that I've never really....I'm a virgin.
Ms Piggy: What?!?!?! You'e a what?!?!!?
Kermit: I'm a ... virgin.
*Ms Piggy faints*
Kermit: Are you ok Ms Piggy?
Ms Piggy: I'm...I'm fine. Well, I certainly can't go out with a knight who is a virgin. I have my needs.
Kermit: I can try to fulfil those needs Ms Piggy. If you let me try...
Ms Piggy: Errr....errr....
-To be continued-
Ms Piggy: Why, thank you brave Sir Kermit. You are the bravest knight in the entire kingdom for rescuing me from the hands of the sinister Dr Evil. As reward, you get to pork me up.
Kermit: Err...errr....
Ms Piggy: What's wrong brave Sir Kermit?
Kermit: Err...I don't know how to tell you this Ms Piggy, but...but...I can't pork you up.
Ms Piggy: What do you mean you can't pork me up!!! Am I not the most beautiful pig in the entire kingdom? What is wrong with me? Is it my pork belly, or my porky feet? Tell me.
Kermit: It's just that I've never really....I'm a virgin.
Ms Piggy: What?!?!?! You'e a what?!?!!?
Kermit: I'm a ... virgin.
*Ms Piggy faints*
Kermit: Are you ok Ms Piggy?
Ms Piggy: I'm...I'm fine. Well, I certainly can't go out with a knight who is a virgin. I have my needs.
Kermit: I can try to fulfil those needs Ms Piggy. If you let me try...
Ms Piggy: Errr....errr....
-To be continued-