eighth lesson [phone - stage 3→4]

Jul 13, 2011 23:45

[phone]

What's gotten into everyone here? Givin' away secrets like it's nothin'. Have you all gone crazy? Nah, scratch that. You're probably all crazy anyway. Look, I have secrets I wanna give away too, but too bad. You guys aren't gonna hear any of 'em. Deal with it.

[filtered to taiga aisaka]

Oi, Aisaka. I meant to tell you earlier. ...I'm kinda sorry for what I said. But y'know, considerin' that sometimes I do look at myself in the mirror, I can't see why I'd be interested in seein' any girl change in a locker room. So, sorry, but statement still stands. [TRUTHFULLY A JERK]

[filtered to misaka mikoto]

Hey, Mikoto! I wanted to say somethin', now that I'm thinkin' about it. Obviously, I'm real pissed that you were able to beat me like that, but I think in the future, I'm gonna wanna fight you again. It's been a while since I've met someone on your level, and that's the kinda opponent that interests me the most.

Though really, if I wind up pissin' you off, I'm gonna know to run now. So, yeah.

[fail!filtered to kuroko shirai]

...oi.

I think I'm gonna try that mask thing again. Thought you should know that.

[phone (again)]

So I thought about it, and I realized somethin'. I do have somethin' I wanna say. You guys are listenin' to me right now, right? As a guy? Well, listen to this.

[There's a splash on the other side! A feminine Megumi Hayashibara-like voice pops up on the other line!]

You guys still listenin'? Good. This is still Ranma Saotome here, if you're wonderin'. I change into a girl when I'm splashed with cold water, and back into a guy when splashed with hot water. I've gotten kinda used to this, but I know it's probably a weird thing here. Even if a lot of you are a hell of a lot weirder than I am. Before y'ask, it's a curse, I fell into a spring in China that a girl drowned in, and to change back for good, I gotta find the spring that a man drowned in.

I mean, it's not like this ain't a good thing. Hell, to be honest, I kinda like it sometimes. But I think it'd be less complicated for me and my fiancee to get married, if we ever do, with me still half a girl.

...y'know, I kinda wonder what she's doin' right now. Hopefully she didn't find some other jerk to hang around while I'm gone.

girls are kicking my ass, saotome school of lies, !event

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