fifth lesson

[jusenkyoed]

[Phone A]

[A distinctly male voice comes onto the phone lines. Oh wait, it's Ranma, so that solves that mystery.]

So you guys're done killin' each other now? Jeez, what an ordeal that was. I'm a little surprised to see that everything's back to normal, but what the hell do I know? I'm a tourist here, as far as I'm concerned. Just as long as I'm

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[notsaul]

[what just happened here

did this seriously just happen

this didn't just happen

and yet it did]

... The fuck.

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[jusenkyoed]

[Oh god.

Someone saw that.

Someone saw that. Right?]

...heh. Hiii! I'm new in town!

[notsaul]

... What the fuck are you.

[jusenkyoed]

...just your average girl, who you can pretend to have not seen at all today?

[notsaul]

... Dude. You were a dude five seconds ago.

Are you a witch.

[jusenkyoed]

What-- no! It's hard to explain!

[notsaul]

I got time.

[this she has to hear]

[jusenkyoed]

[ugh...]

Some girl fell into a spring and drowned, and because of that, everyone that falls into that spring turns into a girl when they're splashed with cold water.

My pop and I were visiting those springs, and that idiot knocked me into it. Suddenly, breasts. The end.