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[jus2luv]

jshalfn1970: do you like to fart alot
luvbugjuss: yes, it excites me
jshalfn1970: do you fart in public
luvbugjuss: sometimes but only if i know it's not gonna be loud
jshalfn1970: my g/f farts in public alot
luvbugjuss: hehe
jshalfn1970: she ripped ass in the movie theater last night
luvbugjuss: woooooooo!!!!!
jshalfn1970: someone turned around and said dont you have manners
luvbugjuss: that's great
jshalfn1970: it was funny