HAHAHA!
Oh man so I was bored and shit and I thought it would be fun to mess with some psychos on AOL. Well all the chats were lame and I needed someone REAL weird so what better place than the L.A room? HAHA local freaks. Anyways this dude IM'd me, and well here goes:
Kamrankmrnxx [6:44 PM]: what are your plans for tonite?
LBgyrl5 [6:44 PM]: the same thing i'm doin now
Kamrankmrnxx [6:44 PM]: oh no thats not good
LBgyrl5 [6:44 PM]: it's okay
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: you should come over and party with me
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: I don't even know you
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: thats easy to change
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: my name is kamran
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: well hello
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: im 23 and a ucla student
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: oh like the ones that come up missing? haha
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: oh shyt
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: no
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: haha
Kamrankmrnxx [6:46 PM]: im way more attractive
LBgyrl5 [6:46 PM]: i see
Kamrankmrnxx [6:46 PM]: can i see your pic
LBgyrl5 [6:46 PM]: my pix are on my profile. do you have one?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:46 PM]: yes
LBgyrl5 [6:46 PM]: can i see it?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:47 PM]: you are cute
Kamrankmrnxx [6:48 PM]: you have a car?
LBgyrl5 [6:48 PM]: yeah i know
LBgyrl5 [6:48 PM]: yep
Kamrankmrnxx [6:48 PM]: so if u like my pic u can come to my place?
LBgyrl5 [6:48 PM]: i'll think about it
Kamrankmrnxx [6:48 PM]: ok
Kamrankmrnxx [6:49 PM]: sent
Kamrankmrnxx [6:49 PM]: im 6'3 and look better in person
LBgyrl5 [6:52 PM]: k brb lemme check
Kamrankmrnxx [6:52 PM]: k
LBgyrl5 [6:52 PM]: oh u cute
LBgyrl5 [6:52 PM]: how old are you again?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:53 PM]: oh 23
LBgyrl5 [6:53 PM]: oh ok
LBgyrl5 [6:53 PM]: so who's gonna be at your house tonight?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:53 PM]: no one
Kamrankmrnxx [6:53 PM]: just me
LBgyrl5 [6:53 PM]: oh
LBgyrl5 [6:54 PM]: where do you live?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:54 PM]: i have my own apartment and my room mate went to Brazil
Kamrankmrnxx [6:54 PM]: 35 minutes from u
LBgyrl5 [6:54 PM]: oh is that so
LBgyrl5 [6:54 PM]: so wassup then want me to come over?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: yes please
LBgyrl5 [6:55 PM]: but we just met
LBgyrl5 [6:55 PM]: hmmm
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: so?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: do u like to drink?
LBgyrl5 [6:55 PM]: yeah
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: i have bacardi and vodka
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: umm do u have any dvds?
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: well i prefer Mike's Hard Lemonade the low carb kind
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: yeah
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: pornos
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: ok lets make a deal
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: alright
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: how many females do you meet off the top like this?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: u bring some dvd and i buy some Mike's hard lemonade for u
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: alright
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: none
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: so why me?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: you are the first person i invited over..u look normal
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: i mean damn i know i'm fine but gee i'm quite flattered
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: heheh your funny
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: i try
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: so what nationality are you if you don't mind me asking?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: you look beautiful im surprised that youa re single
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: persian
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: whats your name
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: oh alright
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: Justine
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: sweet
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: im kamran
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: yeah you told me
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: so what's your address?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: how tall r u?
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: and number
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: i'm 5'6"-5'7"
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: cute
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: yeah
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: 1254 saltair LA 90025
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: apt. #?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: (310)820-4307
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: alright got it, what time should i come over?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: u have a cell?
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: not at the moment
Kamrankmrnxx [7:00 PM]: no cell? that sucks
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: yeah i know
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: what time should i come over?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:00 PM]: i hope u dont get lost
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: i doubt it
Kamrankmrnxx [7:00 PM]: umm right now
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: ok
Kamrankmrnxx [7:01 PM]: are u close to 405 or 10?
LBgyrl5 [7:01 PM]: 405
Kamrankmrnxx [7:01 PM]: ok just take 405 north
LBgyrl5 [7:01 PM]: alright
Kamrankmrnxx [7:01 PM]: all the way to wilshire
LBgyrl5 [7:01 PM]: k
Kamrankmrnxx [7:02 PM]: but when you exit wilshire be carefull one exit goes to ucla the other goes towards the ocean
Kamrankmrnxx [7:02 PM]: DONT take the first exit..take the second exit towards wilshire west
LBgyrl5 [7:02 PM]: alright i'll be careful of that
Kamrankmrnxx [7:02 PM]: ok ..once you are on wilshire
Kamrankmrnxx [7:03 PM]: u will see a McDonallds on your left
Kamrankmrnxx [7:03 PM]: im only one block west of that McDonalds
LBgyrl5 [7:03 PM]: how convient
LBgyrl5 [7:03 PM]: hehe
Kamrankmrnxx [7:03 PM]: yes
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: so it's an apt. building or like a duplex?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:04 PM]: did u get the direction from mapquest already?
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: yeah
Kamrankmrnxx [7:04 PM]: its an apartment
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: what's the apt. number?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:04 PM]: but the intercom is not working
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: ok
Kamrankmrnxx [7:05 PM]: umm..can u call when u r close so i come out??
LBgyrl5 [7:05 PM]: alright sure
Kamrankmrnxx [7:05 PM]: thats the best
LBgyrl5 [7:05 PM]: alright should i wear anything special?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: umm
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: how about a skirt?? =)
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: alright no problem
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: how many guys have u met from aol?
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: none
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: yeah rite
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: but there's a first time for everything
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: well i've met dudes from here, but none that i was talking to, just friends of friends
Kamrankmrnxx [7:07 PM]: ok i promise i will be a gentleman
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: ha alright
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: well i guess i'll get going now
Kamrankmrnxx [7:07 PM]: kool
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: see ya in a bit
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: byeee
Kamrankmrnxx [7:07 PM]: bye
How sad, I lied and told him he was cute just to see if this fool would give me his address. Good thing I crossed my fingers! ....And another thing, he assumed I was single, now what if I just wanted to come over for a casual drink? Geez, and he all requested I wear a skirt boy I tell ya these horny men...
Kamrankmrnxx [6:44 PM]: what are your plans for tonite?
LBgyrl5 [6:44 PM]: the same thing i'm doin now
Kamrankmrnxx [6:44 PM]: oh no thats not good
LBgyrl5 [6:44 PM]: it's okay
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: you should come over and party with me
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: I don't even know you
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: thats easy to change
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: my name is kamran
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: well hello
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: im 23 and a ucla student
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: oh like the ones that come up missing? haha
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: oh shyt
Kamrankmrnxx [6:45 PM]: no
LBgyrl5 [6:45 PM]: haha
Kamrankmrnxx [6:46 PM]: im way more attractive
LBgyrl5 [6:46 PM]: i see
Kamrankmrnxx [6:46 PM]: can i see your pic
LBgyrl5 [6:46 PM]: my pix are on my profile. do you have one?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:46 PM]: yes
LBgyrl5 [6:46 PM]: can i see it?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:47 PM]: you are cute
Kamrankmrnxx [6:48 PM]: you have a car?
LBgyrl5 [6:48 PM]: yeah i know
LBgyrl5 [6:48 PM]: yep
Kamrankmrnxx [6:48 PM]: so if u like my pic u can come to my place?
LBgyrl5 [6:48 PM]: i'll think about it
Kamrankmrnxx [6:48 PM]: ok
Kamrankmrnxx [6:49 PM]: sent
Kamrankmrnxx [6:49 PM]: im 6'3 and look better in person
LBgyrl5 [6:52 PM]: k brb lemme check
Kamrankmrnxx [6:52 PM]: k
LBgyrl5 [6:52 PM]: oh u cute
LBgyrl5 [6:52 PM]: how old are you again?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:53 PM]: oh 23
LBgyrl5 [6:53 PM]: oh ok
LBgyrl5 [6:53 PM]: so who's gonna be at your house tonight?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:53 PM]: no one
Kamrankmrnxx [6:53 PM]: just me
LBgyrl5 [6:53 PM]: oh
LBgyrl5 [6:54 PM]: where do you live?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:54 PM]: i have my own apartment and my room mate went to Brazil
Kamrankmrnxx [6:54 PM]: 35 minutes from u
LBgyrl5 [6:54 PM]: oh is that so
LBgyrl5 [6:54 PM]: so wassup then want me to come over?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: yes please
LBgyrl5 [6:55 PM]: but we just met
LBgyrl5 [6:55 PM]: hmmm
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: so?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: do u like to drink?
LBgyrl5 [6:55 PM]: yeah
Kamrankmrnxx [6:55 PM]: i have bacardi and vodka
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: umm do u have any dvds?
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: well i prefer Mike's Hard Lemonade the low carb kind
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: yeah
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: pornos
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: ok lets make a deal
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: alright
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: how many females do you meet off the top like this?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: u bring some dvd and i buy some Mike's hard lemonade for u
LBgyrl5 [6:56 PM]: alright
Kamrankmrnxx [6:56 PM]: none
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: so why me?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: you are the first person i invited over..u look normal
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: i mean damn i know i'm fine but gee i'm quite flattered
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: heheh your funny
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: i try
LBgyrl5 [6:57 PM]: so what nationality are you if you don't mind me asking?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: you look beautiful im surprised that youa re single
Kamrankmrnxx [6:57 PM]: persian
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: whats your name
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: oh alright
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: Justine
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: sweet
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: im kamran
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: yeah you told me
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: so what's your address?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:58 PM]: how tall r u?
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: and number
LBgyrl5 [6:58 PM]: i'm 5'6"-5'7"
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: cute
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: yeah
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: 1254 saltair LA 90025
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: apt. #?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: (310)820-4307
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: alright got it, what time should i come over?
Kamrankmrnxx [6:59 PM]: u have a cell?
LBgyrl5 [6:59 PM]: not at the moment
Kamrankmrnxx [7:00 PM]: no cell? that sucks
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: yeah i know
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: what time should i come over?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:00 PM]: i hope u dont get lost
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: i doubt it
Kamrankmrnxx [7:00 PM]: umm right now
LBgyrl5 [7:00 PM]: ok
Kamrankmrnxx [7:01 PM]: are u close to 405 or 10?
LBgyrl5 [7:01 PM]: 405
Kamrankmrnxx [7:01 PM]: ok just take 405 north
LBgyrl5 [7:01 PM]: alright
Kamrankmrnxx [7:01 PM]: all the way to wilshire
LBgyrl5 [7:01 PM]: k
Kamrankmrnxx [7:02 PM]: but when you exit wilshire be carefull one exit goes to ucla the other goes towards the ocean
Kamrankmrnxx [7:02 PM]: DONT take the first exit..take the second exit towards wilshire west
LBgyrl5 [7:02 PM]: alright i'll be careful of that
Kamrankmrnxx [7:02 PM]: ok ..once you are on wilshire
Kamrankmrnxx [7:03 PM]: u will see a McDonallds on your left
Kamrankmrnxx [7:03 PM]: im only one block west of that McDonalds
LBgyrl5 [7:03 PM]: how convient
LBgyrl5 [7:03 PM]: hehe
Kamrankmrnxx [7:03 PM]: yes
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: so it's an apt. building or like a duplex?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:04 PM]: did u get the direction from mapquest already?
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: yeah
Kamrankmrnxx [7:04 PM]: its an apartment
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: what's the apt. number?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:04 PM]: but the intercom is not working
LBgyrl5 [7:04 PM]: ok
Kamrankmrnxx [7:05 PM]: umm..can u call when u r close so i come out??
LBgyrl5 [7:05 PM]: alright sure
Kamrankmrnxx [7:05 PM]: thats the best
LBgyrl5 [7:05 PM]: alright should i wear anything special?
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: umm
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: how about a skirt?? =)
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: alright no problem
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: how many guys have u met from aol?
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: none
Kamrankmrnxx [7:06 PM]: yeah rite
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: but there's a first time for everything
LBgyrl5 [7:06 PM]: well i've met dudes from here, but none that i was talking to, just friends of friends
Kamrankmrnxx [7:07 PM]: ok i promise i will be a gentleman
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: ha alright
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: well i guess i'll get going now
Kamrankmrnxx [7:07 PM]: kool
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: see ya in a bit
LBgyrl5 [7:07 PM]: byeee
Kamrankmrnxx [7:07 PM]: bye
How sad, I lied and told him he was cute just to see if this fool would give me his address. Good thing I crossed my fingers! ....And another thing, he assumed I was single, now what if I just wanted to come over for a casual drink? Geez, and he all requested I wear a skirt boy I tell ya these horny men...