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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I set punkinseedfiend's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I helped captain_flappy hide a body (-173 points). In July I helped mulletsrule see the light (8 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole linzzt86's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-277 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
jurmaplooza