(no subject)
If you have found yourself in any of the following situations , then you too are a passenger on the SHAME TRAIN:
1. You've been called a Pirate Hooker.
2. You use sad pick up lines to get people in your dorm room.
3. You bust out early 90's dance moves in frat houses.
4. You call the "walk of shame" the "stride of pride".
5. You commonly refer to yourself as a shlut.
6. You only get action when you're wasted (aka beer goggles).
7. Your drunken "mishaps" are legendary.
8. You're drunk more than you are sober.
9. You're a Professional Alcoholic with a school problem.
10. You drink burrs and not beers.
ALL ABOARD THE SHAME TRAIN.
TOOOOOOT!! TOOOOOOOT!!
1. You've been called a Pirate Hooker.
2. You use sad pick up lines to get people in your dorm room.
3. You bust out early 90's dance moves in frat houses.
4. You call the "walk of shame" the "stride of pride".
5. You commonly refer to yourself as a shlut.
6. You only get action when you're wasted (aka beer goggles).
7. Your drunken "mishaps" are legendary.
8. You're drunk more than you are sober.
9. You're a Professional Alcoholic with a school problem.
10. You drink burrs and not beers.
ALL ABOARD THE SHAME TRAIN.
TOOOOOOT!! TOOOOOOOT!!