Quotes from Denny's at 1 a.m.
When the cast party for As You Like It was over (aka when a couple of people started getting a little too into their dirty dancing for it to be entirely comfortable), Ellen, Megan, and I decided to go out for breakfast. And what place serves breakfast at 1 a.m.? DENNY'S. Here are a couple of quotes from earlier in the night until we went to bed that I am reading off of a Denny's place setting, where we wrote them. Enjoy.
(At the party)
Megan (As I worried about people disapproving of me because I don't drink): Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Me: I don't have the time!
*
(Walking out of the party)
Ellen: Alex Kelly said he wouldn't mind being raped by me.
Me: That doesn't sound right to me. Mostly because I'm pretty sure that rape means you DO mind.
*
(As we watched sketchy people walk into Denny's and be seated near us)
Megan: We're going to get raped.
Ellen: You can't get raped at Denny's!
Megan: Yes, you can! It can happen anywhere!
Me: Even Disney World.
*
(And the best for last, as we decided we needed to write our jokes down so we wouldn't forget them, but all we had for supplies was a pen and a place mat)
Ellen (To me as I started to write): Chronicle our Narnia, Abby.
*
I really enjoyed myself out with Meg and Ellen. What I appreciate most is that Ellen practically lives here now. She sleeps over every weekend and makes breakfast. And when I get up, she's still asleep on the beanbag that she put in our room and she wakes up and looks like a really angry Asian baby. Next weekend I'll take a picture of it. It's hilarious.
(At the party)
Megan (As I worried about people disapproving of me because I don't drink): Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Me: I don't have the time!
*
(Walking out of the party)
Ellen: Alex Kelly said he wouldn't mind being raped by me.
Me: That doesn't sound right to me. Mostly because I'm pretty sure that rape means you DO mind.
*
(As we watched sketchy people walk into Denny's and be seated near us)
Megan: We're going to get raped.
Ellen: You can't get raped at Denny's!
Megan: Yes, you can! It can happen anywhere!
Me: Even Disney World.
*
(And the best for last, as we decided we needed to write our jokes down so we wouldn't forget them, but all we had for supplies was a pen and a place mat)
Ellen (To me as I started to write): Chronicle our Narnia, Abby.
*
I really enjoyed myself out with Meg and Ellen. What I appreciate most is that Ellen practically lives here now. She sleeps over every weekend and makes breakfast. And when I get up, she's still asleep on the beanbag that she put in our room and she wakes up and looks like a really angry Asian baby. Next weekend I'll take a picture of it. It's hilarious.