I have to resort to kidnapping . . .
Okay. About three or four weeks ago, Michelle borrowed my Will and Grace dvds. ALL of them, not just one or two seasons. And I really don't care, but tonight I wanted to watch one really badly because I was trying to remember a quote, and it drives me crazy when I have something right at the tip of my tongue and I can't think of it. So I went for the dvds and--ACK!--they're not there.
I've come up with a brilliant plan to get my show back. Michelle has taken something I love, so I therefore must take something she loves. And what does she love? Tina.
So I'm going to kidnap Tina and hold her hostage. Tina, Michelle, I know you both have livejournal. Let this be a warning to you! Tina: you can come willingly or by force, but you shall be my leverage! Because, really, I don't know Michelle very well, so I have no idea what else she likes. You're it.
That is all.
You have been warned.
If you see me skulking around the 300s in a black van with tinted windows . . . IT'S JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO WATCH A SITCOM!
I've come up with a brilliant plan to get my show back. Michelle has taken something I love, so I therefore must take something she loves. And what does she love? Tina.
So I'm going to kidnap Tina and hold her hostage. Tina, Michelle, I know you both have livejournal. Let this be a warning to you! Tina: you can come willingly or by force, but you shall be my leverage! Because, really, I don't know Michelle very well, so I have no idea what else she likes. You're it.
That is all.
You have been warned.
If you see me skulking around the 300s in a black van with tinted windows . . . IT'S JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO WATCH A SITCOM!