you know you're obsessed with fandom when...
you have dreams that are huge crossover fics that hurt your brain in the morning.
Example:
I was trying to study some bible story in a library. Something about God and Satan knowing Adam {cue Good Omens}. I can only read a few lines when people come banging at my door asking me to unlock the door to the library. I let them in and one of the other librarians - who looks vaguely like my old leader Bessie {the spawn of Satan} - leads a group of people in looking for the set of 3 books I'm currently reading. I give two back and get angry cause she takes them away, and still looks like Bessie.
Then, next to me appears this annoying little girl who talks to me waaaaay too much. Teyla walks in and I accuse her of sending this child to me as a joke {now starts some SGA}. She shakes her head and I leave the room to the lobby with the kid following. I walk up to John and accuse him the same thing about the kid. John yells at him for almost breaking a model jet plane.
All of a sudden I'm a different librarian watching Rodney yelling at John about a child following him. I had apparently been Rodney previously. John tells Rodney he has no idea what's going on, so Rodney storms back in the room he had been in before and continues to read.
Now, we're on a pirate ship in the middle of town with Jack and Will {and thus bringing in Pirates}. Rodney's in full panic mode with the girl trailing behind him because Ooze {a la Ghostbusters 2} is starting to flood the city.
To prepare ourselves for the ooze, all of us tie ourselves to the railing so I run up and tie myself near Rodney and the little girl. Now, my mind is convinced that he and I are married and we've adopted the little girl as our own.
Jack and Will float above us {which was really strange} and try to help fend off the Ooze. This little boy comes up to us flailing about being left behind, so Rodney and I adopt him. He's Micha from Heroes. Surprise, surprise.
Then, the rest moved really fast. There were some slave traders wanting Micha and references to that awful quote that the dude said on the radio.
The very last scene was us settling down in a town like Pleasantville and Rodney pretending to be a Colonel in the USAF leading a chorus of Sailors.
*sighs*
I'm seriously unhinged.
Example:
I was trying to study some bible story in a library. Something about God and Satan knowing Adam {cue Good Omens}. I can only read a few lines when people come banging at my door asking me to unlock the door to the library. I let them in and one of the other librarians - who looks vaguely like my old leader Bessie {the spawn of Satan} - leads a group of people in looking for the set of 3 books I'm currently reading. I give two back and get angry cause she takes them away, and still looks like Bessie.
Then, next to me appears this annoying little girl who talks to me waaaaay too much. Teyla walks in and I accuse her of sending this child to me as a joke {now starts some SGA}. She shakes her head and I leave the room to the lobby with the kid following. I walk up to John and accuse him the same thing about the kid. John yells at him for almost breaking a model jet plane.
All of a sudden I'm a different librarian watching Rodney yelling at John about a child following him. I had apparently been Rodney previously. John tells Rodney he has no idea what's going on, so Rodney storms back in the room he had been in before and continues to read.
Now, we're on a pirate ship in the middle of town with Jack and Will {and thus bringing in Pirates}. Rodney's in full panic mode with the girl trailing behind him because Ooze {a la Ghostbusters 2} is starting to flood the city.
To prepare ourselves for the ooze, all of us tie ourselves to the railing so I run up and tie myself near Rodney and the little girl. Now, my mind is convinced that he and I are married and we've adopted the little girl as our own.
Jack and Will float above us {which was really strange} and try to help fend off the Ooze. This little boy comes up to us flailing about being left behind, so Rodney and I adopt him. He's Micha from Heroes. Surprise, surprise.
Then, the rest moved really fast. There were some slave traders wanting Micha and references to that awful quote that the dude said on the radio.
The very last scene was us settling down in a town like Pleasantville and Rodney pretending to be a Colonel in the USAF leading a chorus of Sailors.
*sighs*
I'm seriously unhinged.