bleh
Me: Thank you for calling [TEC}, my name is Seattle. How may I assist you today?
Idiot: I'd like to book a reservation.
Me: Alright. *sits up in chair, hopeful* What dates are you looking to come?
Idiot: What?
Me: What are your dates you're looking to travel?
Idiot: What?
Me: When are you coming? *starting to get irritated*
Idiot: Oh! Sometime in July.
Me: *blink* Do you have any specific dates?
Idiot: No, not really. The end of July.
Me: *pauses* I'm going to need specific dates to book your reservation.
Idiot: Oh! Let me get my calender.
Me: *blinks again*
Idiot: *rummages for 5 minutes* Sometime between July 26th and the 31st.
Me: So, checking in the 26th and checking out the 31st?
Idiot: No, three nights between those dates.
Me: *growls inwardly, but trudges on* Did you have a resort in mind?
Idiot: What?
Me: *getting irritated* Which resort do you want to stay in?
Idiot: *pauses* The one in Florida.
Me: We have 23 different resorts on Property. Did you have one specifically in mind?
Idiot: No.
Me: *cries inside*
Idiot: I'd like to book a reservation.
Me: Alright. *sits up in chair, hopeful* What dates are you looking to come?
Idiot: What?
Me: What are your dates you're looking to travel?
Idiot: What?
Me: When are you coming? *starting to get irritated*
Idiot: Oh! Sometime in July.
Me: *blink* Do you have any specific dates?
Idiot: No, not really. The end of July.
Me: *pauses* I'm going to need specific dates to book your reservation.
Idiot: Oh! Let me get my calender.
Me: *blinks again*
Idiot: *rummages for 5 minutes* Sometime between July 26th and the 31st.
Me: So, checking in the 26th and checking out the 31st?
Idiot: No, three nights between those dates.
Me: *growls inwardly, but trudges on* Did you have a resort in mind?
Idiot: What?
Me: *getting irritated* Which resort do you want to stay in?
Idiot: *pauses* The one in Florida.
Me: We have 23 different resorts on Property. Did you have one specifically in mind?
Idiot: No.
Me: *cries inside*