Redefinition
To the residents of LoveJoy 323.
Tearing the blanket off my bed, flipping my chair, spraying perfume on my sheets, filling garbage bags with oatmeal and taping them to my door, covering my doorknob in vaseline, and posting gay porn and tub girl pictures on my message board, does not mean I got owned.
I just got messy.
The apocalypse is now.
No mercy to the weak.
Tearing the blanket off my bed, flipping my chair, spraying perfume on my sheets, filling garbage bags with oatmeal and taping them to my door, covering my doorknob in vaseline, and posting gay porn and tub girl pictures on my message board, does not mean I got owned.
I just got messy.
The apocalypse is now.
No mercy to the weak.