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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hellojeffy (-5000 points). In February I pulled over and changed malignantdeify's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I punched crista in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I helped ladyhelslyn see the light (8 points). In June I turned devotionalist in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
jupovro