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GOD LAST NIGHT I CURLED UP INTO BED BUT DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP UNTIL 3 AM and even though I didn't crawl out of bed till 9.3o I feel like shit.
but that's not why I'm posting again I'm posting because I HAD THE MOST FUCKED UP DREAM
It started out with me in bed, just about to get up when public safety opened up my door and this older looking black guy got all up in my face like WHY ISN'T YOUR DOOR LOCKED?!!? and I was like "uh... I just got back from the bathroom I didn't think it was a big deal." and then he cut me off and screamed in my face "OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL! SOMEONE COULD HAVE COME INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLED YOU!" then he backed off and pointed to his eyes and pointed to me and told me to lock my door and then he left. I locked it just because now I was paranoid LMFAO.
Then I was walking through my dorm and there were these girls getting ready for a Lady Gaga fashion show but you couldn't see their clothes just their faces because they were wearing large black cloaks over themselves that looked like burkas (but you could see their faces and some of their crazy hair styles). one of them though was just a >:( face on a red foam ball and I was like o__
so I walked away and then as I was going back to my room and I saw Ling and Ran Fan running down the hall with a remote control and Ling pressed a few buttons and set off the fire alarm. They broke out laughing and then shut the alarm off and bolted out of the dorm and I just shrugged it off.
Then I was walking into my dorm and I found the poster for the fashion show and it said it was from 6-9 TONIGHT! and I was like "oh hey it's 5.3o I should go" so I go up toward my room and all the models are there again and they do this awkward giggle and said "yeah we were just about to get ready" so I had to leave and in the hall in front of me Ling and Ran Fan were there again and they both looked over and smiled at me before they pulled out that remote control again and set off the fire alarm. But this time they had actually started a fire somewhere because everyone had to evacuate. I left out the front doors of the dorm even though I was closer to the back doors for some reason and when I walked outside the layout of the campus got me screwed up so I ended up walking toward Pem West instead of down the wing of East where all my friends were. And when I got there a Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye were there but I thought they were my teachers idfk and a police officer was there and all I could think to myself was "damn everyone's gonna think i'm a teacher's pet when really this was a big coincidence" so I just stood there until the firetrucks came on the grass but the firetrucks were just normal green trucks for some reason.
then a female firefighter came over and gave us the low-down on how it was just a prank there was no fire etc and somehow halima got to be on the grass there with me? anyway we were talking and Roy & Riza were getting everyone to go back inside and the female firefighter looked over at me and halima and was like
"hey... do you think I could be the president of the lesbians at bryn mawr?"
and i was like uhhhhhhhh but halima jumped in and was like "well we have a president for pem west but we can get back to you if you want to run to take the role for the whole school!" and the woman was like great! and I tried to get her name but she ran off and then I asked Mustang if he knew her and he was like "I've got no idea, ask someone else" and I remember feeling disappointed about that because he was my local womanizer HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
anyway I went back inside my dorm and then I woke up.
there was an awful lot of fma in that dream I'm going to blame that hideous meme in gargleblasted and the 104 spoilers.
but that's not why I'm posting again I'm posting because I HAD THE MOST FUCKED UP DREAM
It started out with me in bed, just about to get up when public safety opened up my door and this older looking black guy got all up in my face like WHY ISN'T YOUR DOOR LOCKED?!!? and I was like "uh... I just got back from the bathroom I didn't think it was a big deal." and then he cut me off and screamed in my face "OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL! SOMEONE COULD HAVE COME INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLED YOU!" then he backed off and pointed to his eyes and pointed to me and told me to lock my door and then he left. I locked it just because now I was paranoid LMFAO.
Then I was walking through my dorm and there were these girls getting ready for a Lady Gaga fashion show but you couldn't see their clothes just their faces because they were wearing large black cloaks over themselves that looked like burkas (but you could see their faces and some of their crazy hair styles). one of them though was just a >:( face on a red foam ball and I was like o__
so I walked away and then as I was going back to my room and I saw Ling and Ran Fan running down the hall with a remote control and Ling pressed a few buttons and set off the fire alarm. They broke out laughing and then shut the alarm off and bolted out of the dorm and I just shrugged it off.
Then I was walking into my dorm and I found the poster for the fashion show and it said it was from 6-9 TONIGHT! and I was like "oh hey it's 5.3o I should go" so I go up toward my room and all the models are there again and they do this awkward giggle and said "yeah we were just about to get ready" so I had to leave and in the hall in front of me Ling and Ran Fan were there again and they both looked over and smiled at me before they pulled out that remote control again and set off the fire alarm. But this time they had actually started a fire somewhere because everyone had to evacuate. I left out the front doors of the dorm even though I was closer to the back doors for some reason and when I walked outside the layout of the campus got me screwed up so I ended up walking toward Pem West instead of down the wing of East where all my friends were. And when I got there a Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye were there but I thought they were my teachers idfk and a police officer was there and all I could think to myself was "damn everyone's gonna think i'm a teacher's pet when really this was a big coincidence" so I just stood there until the firetrucks came on the grass but the firetrucks were just normal green trucks for some reason.
then a female firefighter came over and gave us the low-down on how it was just a prank there was no fire etc and somehow halima got to be on the grass there with me? anyway we were talking and Roy & Riza were getting everyone to go back inside and the female firefighter looked over at me and halima and was like
"hey... do you think I could be the president of the lesbians at bryn mawr?"
and i was like uhhhhhhhh but halima jumped in and was like "well we have a president for pem west but we can get back to you if you want to run to take the role for the whole school!" and the woman was like great! and I tried to get her name but she ran off and then I asked Mustang if he knew her and he was like "I've got no idea, ask someone else" and I remember feeling disappointed about that because he was my local womanizer HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
anyway I went back inside my dorm and then I woke up.
there was an awful lot of fma in that dream I'm going to blame that hideous meme in gargleblasted and the 104 spoilers.