Shag, Marry, And Chuck Off A Cliff;
Julia, you have made this pretty damn hard.
1. Comment and I will give you 3 people [tell me if you would like to play]
2. Post this meme in your journal
3. Provide pictures and the names of the people sorreh no piccytures
4. Explain why you would shag, marry, or chuck them off of a cliff
CLIFF; JIMMY URINE
As sexy as you are, Jimmy, and as much as I love you, with the other people on the list you don't stand much of a chance. Don't worry, I'd kiss your stupid-grinning lips before I tossed you over. I will provide a mattress for you at the bottom. (Also I can't really imagine myself shagging him, so.)
SHAG; GERARD WAY
Oh, Gee, how I love thee. The way you talk out of the corner of your mouth and your stupid laugh and your artard grin makes me go UNF YOU SEXY DARK NERDY BOY C'MERE NAO. Seriously he is one of the most creative people in bandom that I am aware of. I MEAN HIS ART AND THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY AND THE MUSIC AND HOW HE DRESSES LIKE A MAN GIRL AND JUST GUH. I love his nose, too. c: It's so funny looking and cute. The only reason I don't think I could see myself with him forever is just because I think he might overwhelm me somewhere along the road and I'd fall over dead. Plus I am very young, so.
MARRY; BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
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/JIZZ
BILLIE IS THE MOST FUN, STUPIDLY CUTE LITTLE GAY EVER. I MEAN HIS TEETH ARE JUST SO ADORABLE AND WONKY AND WHEN HE SMILES I FEEL LIKE THE SUN IS RISING OVER THE HILLS INSIDE OF MY SOUL. HIS HAIR IS SO WILD AND FUN AND SO FULL OF BATSHIT HAIR PRODUCT AND SWEAT GUH. AND HIS EYEEEESSSS. THEY ARE LIKE EMERALDS BUT ONE HAS THIS INTERESTING LITTLE BROWNISH BLOB IN IT AND I DONT EVEN KNOW. DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT THOSE LICKABLE TATTOOS OF HIS, OR HOW HIS NAKED TORSO REMINDS ME OF A STRETCHED OUT SMILEY FACE, OR HOW SEXY HE LOOKS IN DRAG? AND WHO DOESNT LOVE HOW HE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES? I MEAN REALLY. PLUS HE IS AWESOME AND FAMILY ORIENTED AND JUST SO SWEET AND ADORABLE AND FUCKABLE AND GUH IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT HE IS PRACTICALLY AN OLD MAN BECAUSE THIS IS JUST A JOURNAL POST. ALSO GUH, HIS VOICE. I CANNOT GET OVER HIS STUPID LITTLE VOICE. AND HIS MADMAN LAUGH. AND HOW THE FUCK CAN I FORGET ABOUT HIS GOD DAMNED HIPS OMG. ;_____________; HE KNOWS HOW TO USE THOSE CURVY SUNUVABITCHES. THUS, I WISH TO MARRY HIM, SO I CAN FUCK HIM EVERY NIGHT HE'S HOME AND LAUGH AND FEEL LIKE I AM PLEASANTLY TRAPPED INSIDE OF HIS GAY PINK GLITTERINESS. FFFFF. <3333333333
Shit.
1. Comment and I will give you 3 people [tell me if you would like to play]
2. Post this meme in your journal
3. Provide pictures and the names of the people sorreh no piccytures
4. Explain why you would shag, marry, or chuck them off of a cliff
CLIFF; JIMMY URINE
As sexy as you are, Jimmy, and as much as I love you, with the other people on the list you don't stand much of a chance. Don't worry, I'd kiss your stupid-grinning lips before I tossed you over. I will provide a mattress for you at the bottom. (Also I can't really imagine myself shagging him, so.)
SHAG; GERARD WAY
Oh, Gee, how I love thee. The way you talk out of the corner of your mouth and your stupid laugh and your artard grin makes me go UNF YOU SEXY DARK NERDY BOY C'MERE NAO. Seriously he is one of the most creative people in bandom that I am aware of. I MEAN HIS ART AND THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY AND THE MUSIC AND HOW HE DRESSES LIKE A MAN GIRL AND JUST GUH. I love his nose, too. c: It's so funny looking and cute. The only reason I don't think I could see myself with him forever is just because I think he might overwhelm me somewhere along the road and I'd fall over dead. Plus I am very young, so.
MARRY; BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
Sjfhsjejsnbdkskkend
/JIZZ
BILLIE IS THE MOST FUN, STUPIDLY CUTE LITTLE GAY EVER. I MEAN HIS TEETH ARE JUST SO ADORABLE AND WONKY AND WHEN HE SMILES I FEEL LIKE THE SUN IS RISING OVER THE HILLS INSIDE OF MY SOUL. HIS HAIR IS SO WILD AND FUN AND SO FULL OF BATSHIT HAIR PRODUCT AND SWEAT GUH. AND HIS EYEEEESSSS. THEY ARE LIKE EMERALDS BUT ONE HAS THIS INTERESTING LITTLE BROWNISH BLOB IN IT AND I DONT EVEN KNOW. DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT THOSE LICKABLE TATTOOS OF HIS, OR HOW HIS NAKED TORSO REMINDS ME OF A STRETCHED OUT SMILEY FACE, OR HOW SEXY HE LOOKS IN DRAG? AND WHO DOESNT LOVE HOW HE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES? I MEAN REALLY. PLUS HE IS AWESOME AND FAMILY ORIENTED AND JUST SO SWEET AND ADORABLE AND FUCKABLE AND GUH IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT HE IS PRACTICALLY AN OLD MAN BECAUSE THIS IS JUST A JOURNAL POST. ALSO GUH, HIS VOICE. I CANNOT GET OVER HIS STUPID LITTLE VOICE. AND HIS MADMAN LAUGH. AND HOW THE FUCK CAN I FORGET ABOUT HIS GOD DAMNED HIPS OMG. ;_____________; HE KNOWS HOW TO USE THOSE CURVY SUNUVABITCHES. THUS, I WISH TO MARRY HIM, SO I CAN FUCK HIM EVERY NIGHT HE'S HOME AND LAUGH AND FEEL LIKE I AM PLEASANTLY TRAPPED INSIDE OF HIS GAY PINK GLITTERINESS. FFFFF. <3333333333
Shit.