Fuck you and your job, and I'll shit where I want...
1. The new Some Girls has been leaked. I'm fucking stoked.
2. The new Himsa is amazing.
3. Tim Kasher can still amaze me. 'Ten Percent To The Ten Percent' is my new anthem.
4. I hate my job.
5. And co-workers.
6. I love Agoraphobic Nosebleed. It's a shame that bands like Bowling for Soup are popular and bands doing something original and pushing the envelope are totally ignored. It's a fucking shame that 14 year old girls run the record industry.
7. I miss Britney, Brian, Rosemary, Molly, DeafxKyle, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXadamXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, Missy, Jason, Jake, Cooper, and they should know they fucking rule.
8. I miss Fred and need to call him.
9. Gay For Johnny Depp is the best band ever.
10. I wish Bush was dead. I can't believe there hasn't been an assassination attempt on him yet.
11. Februrary is going to be amazing. Some Girls and Das Oath at the Grog Shop. Reggie and the Full Effect at Grog Shop. Sigur Ros at Taft Theater (Orchestra seats).
12. Everyone should buy me Bjork shit for Christmas. Because she is god.
13. Crystal is my hero.
14. New computers rule.
15. It's a strip mall makeover. Strip on screen with such clarity, where eagles dare get shaved bald. Clear as crystal meth, it's real cool lash-out. tounge twist and turn of the screw us asses after oral exam, a passing of words, a chance encounter of tissue fibers, a connection of strands:girlfriends! Yodel in the valley and suffocate jack tripper right outta the sack. A decayed tooth breaks open and smells like a turd. I'm gonna birthday bash your brains. C'mon, let's get extinct.
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2. The new Himsa is amazing.
3. Tim Kasher can still amaze me. 'Ten Percent To The Ten Percent' is my new anthem.
4. I hate my job.
5. And co-workers.
6. I love Agoraphobic Nosebleed. It's a shame that bands like Bowling for Soup are popular and bands doing something original and pushing the envelope are totally ignored. It's a fucking shame that 14 year old girls run the record industry.
7. I miss Britney, Brian, Rosemary, Molly, DeafxKyle, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXadamXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, Missy, Jason, Jake, Cooper, and they should know they fucking rule.
8. I miss Fred and need to call him.
9. Gay For Johnny Depp is the best band ever.
10. I wish Bush was dead. I can't believe there hasn't been an assassination attempt on him yet.
11. Februrary is going to be amazing. Some Girls and Das Oath at the Grog Shop. Reggie and the Full Effect at Grog Shop. Sigur Ros at Taft Theater (Orchestra seats).
12. Everyone should buy me Bjork shit for Christmas. Because she is god.
13. Crystal is my hero.
14. New computers rule.
15. It's a strip mall makeover. Strip on screen with such clarity, where eagles dare get shaved bald. Clear as crystal meth, it's real cool lash-out. tounge twist and turn of the screw us asses after oral exam, a passing of words, a chance encounter of tissue fibers, a connection of strands:girlfriends! Yodel in the valley and suffocate jack tripper right outta the sack. A decayed tooth breaks open and smells like a turd. I'm gonna birthday bash your brains. C'mon, let's get extinct.
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