If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever), please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.
When you're finished, post this in your LJ (if the spirit moves you) and see what your friends come up with.
Hat tip to
notgruntled.