Wrong Idea
Pairing: Yamada Ryosuke / Nakajima Yuto (ft. the other members)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: > 1,300
Warning: Sassy HSJ (lol)
Summary: Chinen can hear strange noise coming from Yuto and Yamada's dressing room and had to tell the others. One thing leads to another and they all start to assume something far from the truth.
“Oh yeah! Right there.”
Chinen couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Strange noises that were almost aggressively animal like emanated from inside Yuto and Yamada’s dressing room. Were they doing what he thought they were doing? The sound of heavy breaths and throaty wheezes grew increasingly louder every minute he had his ear against the door. He was surprised none of the other members could hear any of this.
Keito was leaning on the wall when he saw Chinen with his ear on the dressing room door. Keito’s expression was blank as he continued to stare at the small boy in confusion. Noticing the boy in the corner of his eye, Chinen quickly spun around and eagerly signalled for Keito to stand next to him.
“You need to hear this.” Chinen lipped. Keito strolled to Chinen hearing something that caught his attention. Getting closer to Chinen the noise got much louder to the point that it was basically screaming at him. The tone of the noise was almost demonic. Keito looked at Chinen who was equally confused and somewhat terrified by what they were hearing.
“You can hear that right?” Chinen whispered making sure that the couple inside wouldn’t notice that there were others spying on them (or think of them as perverts at least.) Keito nodded as silence fell over the hallway as the roar of the boys inside captivated their ears.
“Faster goddammit!” Yamada shouted. Keito and Chinen’s mouth gaped open as they heard Yamada repeat the same words over and over again with more vigour each time. They had to tell the others about this. Racing in different directions, they both went to gather the rest of the members.
With a loud thud, Keito burst through Yabu and Hikaru’s dressing room door taking hold of their wrists and rushing back out. It didn’t matter to Keito that only one of them were wearing pants, what he had was much more important than something as pointless as pants. In his rush to Yuto and Yamada’s room, Keito crashed into Takaki who still hadn’t gotten changed into the concert outfit. He just watched in confusion as the guys pushed past him. Before he knew it, he was being dragged by his wrist by Hikaru.
“What the -“ Takaki shouted.
Chinen on the other hand had a much harder time making Daiki and Inoo cooperate. Using all his strength, Inoo and Daiki resisted without much fail. They both looked at the boy who was using all his might trying to pull the pair from their chairs.
“What are you doing?” Daiki chuckled looking at Chinen who was clearly out of breath from all the effort he was putting into making them follow him. Inoo just went back to looking at himself through his hand mirror, admiring his perfect face and making flirtatious faces. He had no time for Chinen’s silly games.
“You have to hear this!” Chinen kept tugging on the pair even though it was getting him nowhere. Daiki and Inoo weren’t budging. They were comfortable in the confines of their dressing room, plus why use the extra energy to move around when they’re going to perform for almost 2-3 hours on stage. Didn’t make much sense to them.
“COME ON!” Chinen was desperate now and was yelling at them to get off their arses and follow him. Still pulling with all his might, they both just laughed at him which aggravated Chinen more. Both nodding at each other, Inoo and Daiki suddenly jumped out of their chairs sending Chinen flying to the ground. Laughter erupted in the room as they saw the boy on the floor rubbing his arm. Chinen glared at them and furrowed his eyebrows.
“We’ll meet you outside.” Daiki said, holding his stomach as he continued to laugh with Inoo.
Meeting up outside Yuto and Yamada’s dressing room they all stared at each other, some with confusion, some with annoyance and one with total embarrassment.
“What are we doing outside Yuto and Yama-chan’s dressing room?” Daiki asked obviously showing no interest in what the answer was going to be. He just wanted to go back to his dressing room and finish his meal before going on stage and only came so Chinen would go annoy someone else.
“A better question is why isn’t Yuya dressed yet? We go on in 10.” Hikaru said glaring at the elder who was still wearing what he was hoping was his pajamas.
“At least I’m wearing pants.” Takaki smuggly said smirking at a pantless Hikaru. Everyone laughed as Hikaru tried to cover up his exposed legs with his hands.
“Shhh.” Chinen and Keito had their ears to the door waiting for any “strange” noises to emit from inside. Seconds later, screams louder than the banter happening outside the door were heard and echoed through the hallway. The members fell silent and stared at each other in disbelief.
“Yeah! Do that again!” Yuto hoarsely said. The grunting and moaning was rapidly increasing in volume as they heard a thump on the dressing room door.
-
Yamada and Yuto both frantically paced around the room, occasionally knocking over a chair and banging into the door. Their eyes were fixated on the handheld console in their hands. Pressing all the buttons in a fit of desperation, their faces were turning a bright red from the amount of energy they were using. The occasional grunt would slip out of one of their mouths in response to losing a life which were running close to none at this point.
“Push harder.” Yamada yelled as his face went from angry to furious over the fact that they go on in 5 and they still haven’t beaten the final level. A game designed for children under five was beating their arses and he couldn’t help but feel frustrated. He was 21, why was this so hard?
‘How they hell did your cousin finish this in an hour?’ Yamada asked sternly. Yuto was too concentrated on the game that he didn’t hear the boy speaking to him, not like he needed to speak to him at all when they’re dignity was on the line.
-
“Cousin?” They all said in unison. They’re faces turned from surprised to plain confused and somewhat terrified by the words that just came out of Yama’s mouth.
-
With one final button press, they were so close to the end they could smell victory. Groans and moans travelled from their lips as they button mashed liked mad men.
“I’m going to…” With one final blow the boss was defeated and they were finally finished the terrible game after a week. Falling to the ground, they both laid there exhausted from how mentally and physically stressful the video game was. Breathing heavily, they both gazed at the clock in their dressing room and panicked after seeing that they only had a minute before going on. Quickly, they hysterically wandered in the room trying to make themselves look somewhat presentable for the fans. With one last tweak to their hair, they hurried out the door only to be greeted by a welcome party.
Yuto and Yamada weren’t sure why everyone was outside their dressing room and the rest had no idea how to react to the sight of a messy haired Yamada and sweaty Yuto in front of them. Awkward glances were shared by everyone. No one wanted to say anything (not like any of them knew what to say) so they all just quickly dispersed back to their dressing rooms to get ready. Yuto and Yamada both shrugged off the strange encounter and made their way to the side of the stage not knowing that they have just become an ‘unconfirmed’ item between all the members.
So this was my failed attempt to try and write something humorous. It's been a long time since I've written a fanfic (as you can see from my last journal entry haha) so it's rough in places. Really hoping on writing some more though.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: > 1,300
Warning: Sassy HSJ (lol)
Summary: Chinen can hear strange noise coming from Yuto and Yamada's dressing room and had to tell the others. One thing leads to another and they all start to assume something far from the truth.
“Oh yeah! Right there.”
Chinen couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Strange noises that were almost aggressively animal like emanated from inside Yuto and Yamada’s dressing room. Were they doing what he thought they were doing? The sound of heavy breaths and throaty wheezes grew increasingly louder every minute he had his ear against the door. He was surprised none of the other members could hear any of this.
Keito was leaning on the wall when he saw Chinen with his ear on the dressing room door. Keito’s expression was blank as he continued to stare at the small boy in confusion. Noticing the boy in the corner of his eye, Chinen quickly spun around and eagerly signalled for Keito to stand next to him.
“You need to hear this.” Chinen lipped. Keito strolled to Chinen hearing something that caught his attention. Getting closer to Chinen the noise got much louder to the point that it was basically screaming at him. The tone of the noise was almost demonic. Keito looked at Chinen who was equally confused and somewhat terrified by what they were hearing.
“You can hear that right?” Chinen whispered making sure that the couple inside wouldn’t notice that there were others spying on them (or think of them as perverts at least.) Keito nodded as silence fell over the hallway as the roar of the boys inside captivated their ears.
“Faster goddammit!” Yamada shouted. Keito and Chinen’s mouth gaped open as they heard Yamada repeat the same words over and over again with more vigour each time. They had to tell the others about this. Racing in different directions, they both went to gather the rest of the members.
With a loud thud, Keito burst through Yabu and Hikaru’s dressing room door taking hold of their wrists and rushing back out. It didn’t matter to Keito that only one of them were wearing pants, what he had was much more important than something as pointless as pants. In his rush to Yuto and Yamada’s room, Keito crashed into Takaki who still hadn’t gotten changed into the concert outfit. He just watched in confusion as the guys pushed past him. Before he knew it, he was being dragged by his wrist by Hikaru.
“What the -“ Takaki shouted.
Chinen on the other hand had a much harder time making Daiki and Inoo cooperate. Using all his strength, Inoo and Daiki resisted without much fail. They both looked at the boy who was using all his might trying to pull the pair from their chairs.
“What are you doing?” Daiki chuckled looking at Chinen who was clearly out of breath from all the effort he was putting into making them follow him. Inoo just went back to looking at himself through his hand mirror, admiring his perfect face and making flirtatious faces. He had no time for Chinen’s silly games.
“You have to hear this!” Chinen kept tugging on the pair even though it was getting him nowhere. Daiki and Inoo weren’t budging. They were comfortable in the confines of their dressing room, plus why use the extra energy to move around when they’re going to perform for almost 2-3 hours on stage. Didn’t make much sense to them.
“COME ON!” Chinen was desperate now and was yelling at them to get off their arses and follow him. Still pulling with all his might, they both just laughed at him which aggravated Chinen more. Both nodding at each other, Inoo and Daiki suddenly jumped out of their chairs sending Chinen flying to the ground. Laughter erupted in the room as they saw the boy on the floor rubbing his arm. Chinen glared at them and furrowed his eyebrows.
“We’ll meet you outside.” Daiki said, holding his stomach as he continued to laugh with Inoo.
Meeting up outside Yuto and Yamada’s dressing room they all stared at each other, some with confusion, some with annoyance and one with total embarrassment.
“What are we doing outside Yuto and Yama-chan’s dressing room?” Daiki asked obviously showing no interest in what the answer was going to be. He just wanted to go back to his dressing room and finish his meal before going on stage and only came so Chinen would go annoy someone else.
“A better question is why isn’t Yuya dressed yet? We go on in 10.” Hikaru said glaring at the elder who was still wearing what he was hoping was his pajamas.
“At least I’m wearing pants.” Takaki smuggly said smirking at a pantless Hikaru. Everyone laughed as Hikaru tried to cover up his exposed legs with his hands.
“Shhh.” Chinen and Keito had their ears to the door waiting for any “strange” noises to emit from inside. Seconds later, screams louder than the banter happening outside the door were heard and echoed through the hallway. The members fell silent and stared at each other in disbelief.
“Yeah! Do that again!” Yuto hoarsely said. The grunting and moaning was rapidly increasing in volume as they heard a thump on the dressing room door.
-
Yamada and Yuto both frantically paced around the room, occasionally knocking over a chair and banging into the door. Their eyes were fixated on the handheld console in their hands. Pressing all the buttons in a fit of desperation, their faces were turning a bright red from the amount of energy they were using. The occasional grunt would slip out of one of their mouths in response to losing a life which were running close to none at this point.
“Push harder.” Yamada yelled as his face went from angry to furious over the fact that they go on in 5 and they still haven’t beaten the final level. A game designed for children under five was beating their arses and he couldn’t help but feel frustrated. He was 21, why was this so hard?
‘How they hell did your cousin finish this in an hour?’ Yamada asked sternly. Yuto was too concentrated on the game that he didn’t hear the boy speaking to him, not like he needed to speak to him at all when they’re dignity was on the line.
-
“Cousin?” They all said in unison. They’re faces turned from surprised to plain confused and somewhat terrified by the words that just came out of Yama’s mouth.
-
With one final button press, they were so close to the end they could smell victory. Groans and moans travelled from their lips as they button mashed liked mad men.
“I’m going to…” With one final blow the boss was defeated and they were finally finished the terrible game after a week. Falling to the ground, they both laid there exhausted from how mentally and physically stressful the video game was. Breathing heavily, they both gazed at the clock in their dressing room and panicked after seeing that they only had a minute before going on. Quickly, they hysterically wandered in the room trying to make themselves look somewhat presentable for the fans. With one last tweak to their hair, they hurried out the door only to be greeted by a welcome party.
Yuto and Yamada weren’t sure why everyone was outside their dressing room and the rest had no idea how to react to the sight of a messy haired Yamada and sweaty Yuto in front of them. Awkward glances were shared by everyone. No one wanted to say anything (not like any of them knew what to say) so they all just quickly dispersed back to their dressing rooms to get ready. Yuto and Yamada both shrugged off the strange encounter and made their way to the side of the stage not knowing that they have just become an ‘unconfirmed’ item between all the members.
So this was my failed attempt to try and write something humorous. It's been a long time since I've written a fanfic (as you can see from my last journal entry haha) so it's rough in places. Really hoping on writing some more though.