FAKE BIO that i stole from someone else obviously more creative than i am
Well, I was born without a torso and clearly, life has been difficunt. Just behind me is a 23 year wake of apathy and government sponsored murder - and although not terribly fashionable, I wear a cape like, all the time. I'm a former stunt-double for Dakota Fanning but have been spending my time of late working on a new memoire about my time as a Vietnamese land mine juggler that can cry on demand. I also LOVE cereal and lying to people.