The Twelve Days of Christmas
for junxed:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
a one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets2nd
a strap-on3rd
A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends4th
A world-reknowned sexual teacher5th
A few Gigs of Porn6th
A blog for all of your sexual writings7th
a full-body condom8th
a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'9th
more condoms than there are days remaining for you10th
a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline11th
a dildo built for two12th
a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
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