Title: The F.U.N song.
Author: junshoo
Chapter: one-shot
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: r
Warning: Wrong use of Spongebob's lyrics. OTL
Disclaimer: Don't own these guys.
Summary: Junsu was watching Spongebob when Yoochun came along.
A/N: PURE RANDOMNESS. *hides forever* (Psst... Comments are loved. ♥ )
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton: What's that?
Yoochun: Tsk, why are you watching Spongebob?
Junsu: Shh!
Spongebob: Fun is when you...fun is...it's like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
Yoochun: …
Spongebob: What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
Yoochun: Let me SHOW it to you.
Junsu: Huh? H-hey what do you think you’re doing?!
Spongebob:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
Yoochun: It’s for Fuck, we do it together.
Junsu: Unnhh…
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Yoochun: You’re so tight, I’m afraid my fingers might break.
Junsu: It… hurts, Yoochun-ah…
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Yoochun: More like, in the deep ass of Junsu.
Junsu: There..!! Ohhh…
Plankton:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...
Junsu: Ahhhh!
BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-
Yoochun: I think you’re well prepared now.
Spongebob:
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
Junsu: Yoochun… Y-your c-cock…
F is for Friends who do stuff to-
Junsu: Ohhh… It’s so huge…. Ahhhh~
Plankton:
Never! That's completely idiotic!
Yoochun: I love you, baby.
Spongebob:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
Junsu: Faster…
U is for You and me, TRY IT!
Junsu: Yoochunnn…~
Plankton:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Junsu: So deep…Chunn ahhh!
Plankton:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?
Junsu: No... Don’t stop…
Yoochun: I know baby.
Spongebob:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
Yoochun: You like it, huh?
Junsu: I’m…I’m…
Yoochun: I’m... unnn… Close too…
Plankton:
Well I like it! Let’s do it again!
Junsu: YOOCHUN!!
Yoochun: Junsu babyyyy!!
Spongebob:
Okay!