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by limitedbythesky
junotodote's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 8% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 03:38:36 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 03:06:45 PM
Alco Money! : $ 396
Guests of Honour
ko_tenchi is a graceful Taoist and a greasy lager lout. ko_tenchi drank 1 Everclear, 1 White Russian, 1 Cognac.
l337_m3 is a sprightly Wiccan. l337_m3 drank 2 Gins, 13 Stouts, 3 Bloody Marys, 1 Vermouth.
dragonboy86 is a detestable Liberal Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. dragonboy86 drank 1 Mint Julep, 1 Cosmopolitan.
chef4349 is an easy-going Hindu. chef4349 drank 7 Brandys, 2 Kahluas, 3 Sambuccas.
blather_skate is a sprightly Muslim. blather_skate drank 4 Poteens, 4 Whiskeys.
deadvision is an erratic Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. deadvision drank 19 Tequilas.
cutienis is a vivacious Atheist and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. cutienis drank 2 Kahluas, 1 Pulque, 3 Red Wines.
junotodote is a bummed out Muslim. junotodote drank 9 Vermouths, 2 Kahluas, 1 Gin, 1 Everclear, 2 Aftershocks.
carmen_undarum is an offensive Fundementalist Christian who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. carmen_undarum decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
batman_x is a stricken Taoist and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years. batman_x drank 1 Sherry.
konstantine1987 is a radiant Muslim. konstantine1987 drank 2 Pernods, 3 Aligator Bites.
Sick!
By morning junotodote's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled junotodote's kitty!
Fights
l337_m3 and carmen_undarum spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking
cutienis persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at carmen_undarum which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.
Lovers
OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though junotodote and batman_x have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called deadvision! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
deadvision had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
chef4349 called carmen_undarum a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.
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