Dont Give JunDa Beer! (one-shot)
Tittle: Dont Give JunDa Beer!
Pairing: *points to tittle*
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor...Crack
Disclaimer: They aren't mine
Summary: JunDa gets drunk...sucky summary but please read.
Don't Give JunDa Beer!
Junno struggled as he tried to open the apartment door with bags full of drinks he had bought for the party later. KAT-TUN had a short break and they all decided that a celebration was a good idea. He set the drinks down and looked around but no one was there yet.
“Tat-chan?”
“What?” a muffled reply came from the direction of the bedroom.
“Where is everyone?”
Ueda came out of the bedroom “Jin said they would be late cause Kame and Koki NEEDED to go shopping, so he and Maru were dragged along. But they'll be here soon.”
“Oh...so what do you wanna do?” Junno asked innocently. Many different ideas crossed Ueda's mind at the question and he blushed as images reached his mind.
Junno saw this and smiled “Tat-chan?” He asked while wrapping his arms around his boyfriend, “What are you thinking?”
“N-Nothing...BEER!” He said untangling himself from Junno and reaching for a can. “Let's drink while we wait...Do you want one?” Junno smiled nodding his head and Ueda passed him a can, they both sat in the couch to watch TV and started drinking.
3 cans later they still sat watching TV...
5 cans later Ueda started giggling...
6 cans later Junno joined him...
7 cans later they both fell off the couch laughing...
8 cans Junno declared Ueda the Fairy Princess...
9 cans Ueda comes out of the bedroom in a fluffy pink dress...
10 cans Ueda declares Junno his Knight...
11 cans Junno sees a dragon...
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Koki and Maru reached the apartment closely followed by Jin and Kame as they prepared themselves for an angry Ueda for being late.
“Koki you go first?”
“No! Make Jin go first.”
“Kame! Make him go first!” Jin said pouting. Kame sighed pushing both of them out the way opening the door.
“Ueda, sorry we're...” Kame stood in the doorway with a shocked expression.
“Kame-chan?” Jin asked curiously as he stared at the younger man, he turned to Koki and Maru who shrugged and moved to look into the room followed by Jin. All four men stood rooted in the doorway as they watched the scene taking place in the living room.
Ueda stood on top of a table in a pink fluffy dress jumping up and down screaming as Junno took a broom between his hands and began poking the television.
“DIE DRAGON!” Junno yelled as he continued poking, while Ueda cheered him on from above the table. “You'll never get to the princes!” Junno took a pillow from the couch and stood in defense.
Kame, Jin, Koki and Maru saw the cans of beer all over the floor and then looked at each other.
“Princess?” Koki whispered.
“Dragon?” Maru looked bewildered.
“Were did Ueda get that dress?” Kame asked.
Jin looked at the scene and stepped back. “Kame I'm scared.” Unfortunately for him the noise caught both Ueda's and Junno's attention, everyone froze as they looked at each other.
“VILLAINS!” Junno screamed suddenly causing the four by the door to jump back. “The dragon has back up” Junno turned towards the TV “You won't get the princess! I'll never allow it!” Junno proclaimed making Ueda giggle and send him a kiss from the table.
“Kame...I'm really scared” Jin whimpered.
Junno turned to the four by the door and raised the broom above his head. “I'll never allow it.” Junno stepped forward, “Prepare to die villains!” Junno ran forward.
Jin shrieked.
“RUN!” Koki screamed and all four turned and scrambled out the door closing it shut, they continued running until they reached stairs.
“What the hell was that?!” Koki asked as they stood in the hallway. “We're they drunk?!”
“Didn't you see all the cans of beer they drank?!” Maru asked.
Jin held on tightly to Kame and looked back towards the apartment. “Junno was scary! I don't like drunk Junno.” He said as he hid behind Kame.
“But...Didn't Ueda look so cute in that dress?” Kame asked amused.
“EH!” Jin pouted and looked at Kame.
“VILLAINS! COME BACK AND FIGHT”
Jin shrieked as they all ran down the stairs
“I swear I am never giving them beer ever again!” Koki screamed as they continued running down the stairs.
Meanwhile back in the apartment Junno was running towards the door when he tripped over a cord and fell to the ground. Suddenly the TV went off.
Junno got up and moved closer towards it. “Its dead.” He poked it with the broom. “The dragon is dead!”
“My hero!” Ueda clapped his hands happily. “My knight! You saved me!” Juno moved towards Ueda taking his hand he brought it to his lips and kissed it. Ueda giggled and wrapped his arms around Junno who lost his balance and they both tumbled down to the floor giggling.
“Anything for my Tat-chan.” Junno whispered before kissing him softly.
A/N
Ok...so how was it?...my friends got drunk the other day and for some reason they were acting out Sleeping Beauty! 0_0 and later this popped into my head so I had to write it out...my sorry attempt at humor and crack...
Please comment they are really loved! ^_^
Pairing: *points to tittle*
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor...Crack
Disclaimer: They aren't mine
Summary: JunDa gets drunk...sucky summary but please read.
Don't Give JunDa Beer!
Junno struggled as he tried to open the apartment door with bags full of drinks he had bought for the party later. KAT-TUN had a short break and they all decided that a celebration was a good idea. He set the drinks down and looked around but no one was there yet.
“Tat-chan?”
“What?” a muffled reply came from the direction of the bedroom.
“Where is everyone?”
Ueda came out of the bedroom “Jin said they would be late cause Kame and Koki NEEDED to go shopping, so he and Maru were dragged along. But they'll be here soon.”
“Oh...so what do you wanna do?” Junno asked innocently. Many different ideas crossed Ueda's mind at the question and he blushed as images reached his mind.
Junno saw this and smiled “Tat-chan?” He asked while wrapping his arms around his boyfriend, “What are you thinking?”
“N-Nothing...BEER!” He said untangling himself from Junno and reaching for a can. “Let's drink while we wait...Do you want one?” Junno smiled nodding his head and Ueda passed him a can, they both sat in the couch to watch TV and started drinking.
3 cans later they still sat watching TV...
5 cans later Ueda started giggling...
6 cans later Junno joined him...
7 cans later they both fell off the couch laughing...
8 cans Junno declared Ueda the Fairy Princess...
9 cans Ueda comes out of the bedroom in a fluffy pink dress...
10 cans Ueda declares Junno his Knight...
11 cans Junno sees a dragon...
*********************************************
Koki and Maru reached the apartment closely followed by Jin and Kame as they prepared themselves for an angry Ueda for being late.
“Koki you go first?”
“No! Make Jin go first.”
“Kame! Make him go first!” Jin said pouting. Kame sighed pushing both of them out the way opening the door.
“Ueda, sorry we're...” Kame stood in the doorway with a shocked expression.
“Kame-chan?” Jin asked curiously as he stared at the younger man, he turned to Koki and Maru who shrugged and moved to look into the room followed by Jin. All four men stood rooted in the doorway as they watched the scene taking place in the living room.
Ueda stood on top of a table in a pink fluffy dress jumping up and down screaming as Junno took a broom between his hands and began poking the television.
“DIE DRAGON!” Junno yelled as he continued poking, while Ueda cheered him on from above the table. “You'll never get to the princes!” Junno took a pillow from the couch and stood in defense.
Kame, Jin, Koki and Maru saw the cans of beer all over the floor and then looked at each other.
“Princess?” Koki whispered.
“Dragon?” Maru looked bewildered.
“Were did Ueda get that dress?” Kame asked.
Jin looked at the scene and stepped back. “Kame I'm scared.” Unfortunately for him the noise caught both Ueda's and Junno's attention, everyone froze as they looked at each other.
“VILLAINS!” Junno screamed suddenly causing the four by the door to jump back. “The dragon has back up” Junno turned towards the TV “You won't get the princess! I'll never allow it!” Junno proclaimed making Ueda giggle and send him a kiss from the table.
“Kame...I'm really scared” Jin whimpered.
Junno turned to the four by the door and raised the broom above his head. “I'll never allow it.” Junno stepped forward, “Prepare to die villains!” Junno ran forward.
Jin shrieked.
“RUN!” Koki screamed and all four turned and scrambled out the door closing it shut, they continued running until they reached stairs.
“What the hell was that?!” Koki asked as they stood in the hallway. “We're they drunk?!”
“Didn't you see all the cans of beer they drank?!” Maru asked.
Jin held on tightly to Kame and looked back towards the apartment. “Junno was scary! I don't like drunk Junno.” He said as he hid behind Kame.
“But...Didn't Ueda look so cute in that dress?” Kame asked amused.
“EH!” Jin pouted and looked at Kame.
“VILLAINS! COME BACK AND FIGHT”
Jin shrieked as they all ran down the stairs
“I swear I am never giving them beer ever again!” Koki screamed as they continued running down the stairs.
Meanwhile back in the apartment Junno was running towards the door when he tripped over a cord and fell to the ground. Suddenly the TV went off.
Junno got up and moved closer towards it. “Its dead.” He poked it with the broom. “The dragon is dead!”
“My hero!” Ueda clapped his hands happily. “My knight! You saved me!” Juno moved towards Ueda taking his hand he brought it to his lips and kissed it. Ueda giggled and wrapped his arms around Junno who lost his balance and they both tumbled down to the floor giggling.
“Anything for my Tat-chan.” Junno whispered before kissing him softly.
A/N
Ok...so how was it?...my friends got drunk the other day and for some reason they were acting out Sleeping Beauty! 0_0 and later this popped into my head so I had to write it out...my sorry attempt at humor and crack...
Please comment they are really loved! ^_^