Top 5 quotes from my 3am fantabulous delirious conversation
I don't remember what I did yesterday, nor
is any of it particularly important, all I do
know is that I had probably the most amazing
conversation ever held of all time last night
for hours and hours, doped up on the natural
drunken dilleriousness of 3am with my favorite
most amazing other part of me, my cousin/
Top 5 best quotes from last nights conversation:
1-"Oh man, I bet Jesus had such a high carb diet,
you know with all that bread and what not"
2-(During a discussion about masturbating)
*sarcastic tone*"Oh yeah man, you know me, pullin'
my hair, biting my bottom lip, slappin my ass"
"hahahaha, slappin' your ass, you dont really do
that! hahah"
*serious tone*"Well actually I did a few times but
it really creeped me out and I felt all weird about
it so I don't do it anymore" "..........."
3-"Oh man that was so much fun! Almost more fun than
that one time that we taped that Gay Rights rally on
CNN for like 6 hours. Man, I gotta find that tape and
watch it."
4-*serious tone*"Fucking girls in Oregon, and i'm
looking at her like 'Hey, i ain't gonna be your sex
toy'"
5-"I just accidently peed a little bit on my sheets"
other quotes that were great but didn't quite make it
to the top 5 would include:
-"omg my ass hurts so much, the fucking TP in this
house is like fucking terry cloth with raw peppers
on it"
-"Risssssssse up!" *imitating Puero Rican lesbians
on cable doing a hella cultural dance and talking
about oppression "rissssssssse up!"
Oh Sweetness I love my Seannassy <3
so good, so good
xjunkyxcrewxhardxcorex arrrrrrr!
is any of it particularly important, all I do
know is that I had probably the most amazing
conversation ever held of all time last night
for hours and hours, doped up on the natural
drunken dilleriousness of 3am with my favorite
most amazing other part of me, my cousin/
Top 5 best quotes from last nights conversation:
1-"Oh man, I bet Jesus had such a high carb diet,
you know with all that bread and what not"
2-(During a discussion about masturbating)
*sarcastic tone*"Oh yeah man, you know me, pullin'
my hair, biting my bottom lip, slappin my ass"
"hahahaha, slappin' your ass, you dont really do
that! hahah"
*serious tone*"Well actually I did a few times but
it really creeped me out and I felt all weird about
it so I don't do it anymore" "..........."
3-"Oh man that was so much fun! Almost more fun than
that one time that we taped that Gay Rights rally on
CNN for like 6 hours. Man, I gotta find that tape and
watch it."
4-*serious tone*"Fucking girls in Oregon, and i'm
looking at her like 'Hey, i ain't gonna be your sex
toy'"
5-"I just accidently peed a little bit on my sheets"
other quotes that were great but didn't quite make it
to the top 5 would include:
-"omg my ass hurts so much, the fucking TP in this
house is like fucking terry cloth with raw peppers
on it"
-"Risssssssse up!" *imitating Puero Rican lesbians
on cable doing a hella cultural dance and talking
about oppression "rissssssssse up!"
Oh Sweetness I love my Seannassy <3
so good, so good
xjunkyxcrewxhardxcorex arrrrrrr!