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Oct 10, 2005 22:00

Quite possibly the funniest quote ever... from my friend Lauren... as she had her epiphany half way through volume 2 of Kill Bill...

"Ohhhh! So she's like trying to kill Bill!?!?"

Oh dear. Good times.

There was a gay pride festival outside yesterday. It ended in violence. At first I thought it was a religious festival as I heard songs of Jesus and praise through my window. My friend Emily reinforced these beliefs when she informed me that there was a rock climbing wall. Surely this served as a pedistal to elevate oneself closer to Christ. Surely. Or not. As I later discovered those singing holy tunes were angry protestors... who had to be removed via law enforcement officers. It was then that I realized the rock climbing wall was not a pedistal to Christ... but rather a way for homosexuals to check out each other's asses in tight pants from afar. I'm sure they were free to do so both before and after the penis-shaped bagel eating contest...
Oh my.

www.fat-pie.com
Everyone must go there and watch Salad Fingers.
Now!!!
Go!!!
What are you still reading my livejournal for!!??
Go!! Go!! Go!!

"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"I like rusty spoons."

~Julie
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