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I was thinking...
Rappers always seem to name themselves after dogs. Which I can understand. Dogs can be pretty hardcore. Definitely down ass bitches.
But the dogs they pick...
Snoop D-O-Double G... Snoopy?
Bitch please.
And now there's a Lil' Scrappy.
What the fuck is that shit??!!
How gangsta is a chipper little puppy with a stub for a tail? He doesn't even have a weener.
Now why not Cliffard the Big Red Dog???
Cliffard is the man.
That dude is huge.
Fuck drive-bys.
One wag of his tail could take out the whole block. Probably bust a lot of windows and knock a few houses down in the process too.
AND that gold collar around his neck is blingin' if I do say so myself.
Rappers always seem to name themselves after dogs. Which I can understand. Dogs can be pretty hardcore. Definitely down ass bitches.
But the dogs they pick...
Snoop D-O-Double G... Snoopy?
Bitch please.
And now there's a Lil' Scrappy.
What the fuck is that shit??!!
How gangsta is a chipper little puppy with a stub for a tail? He doesn't even have a weener.
Now why not Cliffard the Big Red Dog???
Cliffard is the man.
That dude is huge.
Fuck drive-bys.
One wag of his tail could take out the whole block. Probably bust a lot of windows and knock a few houses down in the process too.
AND that gold collar around his neck is blingin' if I do say so myself.