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I think it's about time to purchase a new tv. The one I have now is an early 90's edition, 13-inch pile of shit. I firmly believe that the maker of said television set, in all actually, did infact, push it out of his or her butt. I always knew that brown stain meant trouble. If only they shat out a better picture. Perhaps one of higher quality. Or at least one that fits properly on the screen. That's all I ask for. Also, my tv used to be white... Not so much now. An exciting, new game to play... 'What color is Julie's Television?' Hours of fun. Great for parties. Ages 8 and up.
In other news, my seemingly neverending search for a kitten, has infact, ended. Thanks to Frank. He found me a kitten!!!! An orange one... with a little patch of white on it's head. Very cute... or so I'm assuming, considering I didn't actually see it yet, what with it being a mere 2 weeks old. But hey, beggars cannot be choosers, now can they? No sir, they cannot. Especially since not one pet store seemed to have any kittens available at all. Even the SPCA turned up nothing. All they had were larger, older cats. Which were noteable mellow. Quite sedated. I lack the proof, but I'm pretty sure they were on valium. Yes, I have my suspicions. And I CAN vouch for the fact that they're all stoners. Afterall, I DID see one passing a joint to another through the cage bars in exchange for a mouse to torture and some cat nip. Black market drugs. Prices run a bit steep... but it's worth it. Yep. So that was my trip (in more ways than one it seems) to the SPCA.
In other news, my seemingly neverending search for a kitten, has infact, ended. Thanks to Frank. He found me a kitten!!!! An orange one... with a little patch of white on it's head. Very cute... or so I'm assuming, considering I didn't actually see it yet, what with it being a mere 2 weeks old. But hey, beggars cannot be choosers, now can they? No sir, they cannot. Especially since not one pet store seemed to have any kittens available at all. Even the SPCA turned up nothing. All they had were larger, older cats. Which were noteable mellow. Quite sedated. I lack the proof, but I'm pretty sure they were on valium. Yes, I have my suspicions. And I CAN vouch for the fact that they're all stoners. Afterall, I DID see one passing a joint to another through the cage bars in exchange for a mouse to torture and some cat nip. Black market drugs. Prices run a bit steep... but it's worth it. Yep. So that was my trip (in more ways than one it seems) to the SPCA.